One of my favorite things about moving into my own apartment has been just autism/adhd proofing the fuck out of the place. I can accommodate my needs as much as I want to and it’s a type of freedom every neurodivergent person should experience

My favorite things I’ve done so far to autism/adhd proof my apartment:

• Have an open bookshelf as a pantry/dish cabinet, so I can always see exactly what I have
• Stick on labels on every light switch so I know exactly which light they control
• I put the fluffy side of a velcro strip on the back of the TV remote and stuck strips of the rough side on the spots I’m most likely to use the remote, so I always know where it is. There’s one in the kitchen, one on either side of the couch, and one on the dining table
• I swapped most of the lightbulbs for rgb wifi bulbs that I can control with my phone, so I can make the lights dimmer and of softer colors. I’ve always had awful sensory issues with Big Lights so this is awesome
• Hooks literally everywhere so I can always have somewhere to hang my stuff, as opposed to just throwing them on chairs or the couch
• Shelves everywhere too, because if I can’t see something it literally Stops Existing
• I swapped the laundry detergent for sensitive skin specific stuff because fragrances make my clothes feel really itchy
• I also only buy concentrated cleaning products because I can dilute them. This way the product not only lasts longer but I can make it more gentle since I’m allergic to fragrances and strong cleaning products make me very sneezy

If you have any more autism/adhd adult apartment ideas please lmk 🙏

You all need to hear this:

1. You probably dont suck at your craft as much as you think you do, I bet a lot of people are amazed at what you can make, and

2. If you actually are the Literal Worst In The Whole Wide World at your craft... who the fuck cares? What are they gonna do, call the police on you? Keep making your shitty little things, youre the boss of you, fuck the haters.

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

I barely even bit her and she came all over the place. Whore.

breaking bad yuri au

the main dev of ULTRAKILL is livetweeting their reactions to jerma failing at their game fantastically and it's really, really fucking funny.

I feel like it's important to note that they call him Amish here because earlier he got so mad during a hard boss fight that he went on a rant that "humans aren't meant to do this, they're meant to push logs in wheelbarrows"

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

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Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.