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Ok, so I’ve never posted anything on Tumblr before, and I’ve never shared my work with anyone outside of my family and my writing class, but this is the best place I can think of, so this is going to be the master post for the story I’ve been writing! I don’t write very fast, but I doubt anyone will see this so it probably doesn’t matter. I’m going to try to post a little every week, and hopefully someone will like my story!
Very hard to scroll tumblr on the bus in the current fandom climate (the hockey players are sucking each others dicks every other post)
I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon
I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is
whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point
faerie: for your service, I will grant you one boon me: cool can it be the power to grant boons faerie, looking through the manual: uh,
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
OP the tags!!
I hate when people ask me how long it took me to crochet something I’ve made. Frankly, that’s none of my business. I put the yarn on the hook and worked on it whenever the spirit happened to take me to and then one day it was done. How long that process took is between the yarn and god; I want no part of it.
eating him
Contemplating crimes….
let's think really really hard about biting momma
misclicked on an emoji and didnt notice
Fun facts with Wishbone
Tags from @infininoodle
