❌ NO MORE SAFE CANNING PRACTICES! 🚫🥫 It's time to put the U 🫵 in BOTULISM!!

just overheard a mum in the museum ask her seven-year-old child ‘shall we say bye-bye to the skull?’

something something the poetry of science etc

woah

yeah

unleashing a swarm of opposite locusts that build buildings and plant crops

Aren't they called pikmin

starting a collection

ENOUGH “submissive and breedable”. what about “bloody, eyes glinting with resentful rage, and breedable” huh. what about that.

pulling you closer by our red string of fate so i can bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bi

Male Hysteria is a condition where a prolonged lack of prostate stimulation causes the patient to behave eratic and promiscuous, often to the detriment of his own life and the lives of others. Unfortunately it has never been diagnosed even once because nobody cares about mens mental health

honey come feel my femoral artery

you know. i must say that this is true for me as well

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

possible my favorite footnote from bostock's translation of pliny's natural history. he means slugs probably.

best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition