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here lies snapplefreak

@snapplefreaksgrave

my acc @snapplefreak got nuked :( but here i am

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

  1. I’m the best to ever do it
  2. Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
  3. No one’s ever done it like me
  4. I could be President/they should make me President
  5. Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
  6. The public wants to be me soooooo bad
  7. I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
  8. How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
  9. Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
  10. I’m being sabotaged

11. I got possessed

12. How's them apples?

13. That didn't happen (same vein as 'no one saw that'

14. 2nd times the charm

15. 3rd time's the charm

16. 4th time's the charm

17. 5th time's the cha

18. Yell FUCK really loudly and then leave. For the bit

19. Alternatively, say fuck really quietly and pathetically. For the bit

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