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Gwen The Snake

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I am, apparently, something called an “Emotional Support Animal.”Who honestly knows. Human running this thing-Crystal, 18+,just trying to make it day by day. Tags: Crystal talking- #ownerspeaks Gwen talking- #snakespeaks Answering asks-#snakeasks Gwen’s Journal- #noodlejourney

Ok I didn’t want to have to make this post but here we go.

If you are going to send me a message or ask asking me to donate, please don’t. I’m already donating as much as I can to organizations that can take my money and turn it into more resources and meals than I can myself by donating to individual fundraisers.

I’m sorry I can’t do more, but I’m living paycheck to paycheck myself. It kills me inside to see people suffering, but I am quite literally doing all I can.

I won’t block anyone who has already messaged me, or is already following me, however:

Going forward if anyone messages me or continues to spam/try to guilt trip me into donating to anything, you will be blocked.

Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.

I hope this message reaches all the neurodiverse and disabled people who were made to feel like their abuse was justified because they had "behaviors".

While this message is true for every child, you are who I had in mind when I wrote it.

typewriter!

I love the orchestra trying and failing to maintain a straight face throughout

Exactly. These people had to rehearse at least a few times all at once yet when it's nkt their turn to play they still look at that guy with the typewriter as if he was the most fascinating thing they have ever seen.

My husband's wind ensemble played this song when he was in high school! you can do it with normal auxillery percussion, but it's so much more fun if you do it with a real typewriter

now that is a writing mood

they were really like, the only reasonable approach to this piece is to insert a clown at the center of the orchestra

If you're not playing Leroy Anderson's 1953 classic "The Typewriter" with an actual typewriter on stage... why would you even BOTHER?

From wiki

According to the composer himself, as well as other musicians, the typewriter part is difficult because of how fast the typing speed is: even professional stenographers cannot do it, and only professional drummers have the necessary wrist flexibility

can non natives stop acting surprised and performatively jokey "uhh what lol!" about ice going after native americans. theyve been doing this for years and it ramped up last year and i had to hear all the stupid "uhhhh where will u deport them to 😜 silly republicans!" comments as if its not always been about detaining torturing murdering using as slave labor scattering communities through fear and intimidation etc. be an adult and act with maturity please. its not quirky or confusing its directly in line with americas racism and white supremacy to make sure native americans are eradicated

I think it's notable also particularly in the Minneapolis context that of the 6 or so (US) Native people I have heard of being detained in the past few days there, at least half were unhoused. This context is important esp given the recent history (I can't remember the year but starting sometime when I lived there from 2016-2020) of police violently dismantling encampments of Native unhoused people. the Native population in Minneapolis is like 5% but Native people make up almost half the unsheltered homeless population, iirc. the ICE harassment of tribal citizens is not of course limited to unhoused Natives but I think it's important to see the connections of how these developments are connected to previous and ongoing violence against unhoused people

“So this fic has been abandoned but you should read it anyways because…” hold up. Have you not been reading all promising fics regardless of completion this entire time

Today I learned that an alarming number of yall are filtering fic by “completed works only” which is WILD to me because some of the best shit I ever read was incomplete. Just like how some of the best friendships fade, the best experiences end, the best partners pass away before you’re ready. Nobody wants good things to end but they do and that doesn’t make them less meaningful. And sometimes a tree must be nurtured before it can grow

Feels weird to say this but please don't feed my art into any AI generator and then send me the results. I don't find it flattering.

I won't call out any names, but please don't do that. This is my one and only warning.

Video description: A Black man wearing elf ears and dreads and a bandana on his head, pretending to talk to another person. Onscreen text in white says: "I'm Three Drinks Deep at the Elfsong Tavern and Someone Mentions Wyll Ravengard." The angle changes several times and Cary gets more and more animated as he speaks.

Transcription: (sounds of people talking)

Oh nonono, I'm jumping in here. I'm jumping in here because I read the piece in the Gazette, the piece on Wyll Ravengard.

Offscreen voice: Whaddya mean?

You can't slander this man.

Offscreen voice: What're you talking about?

Cary: You can't slander him. No but hear me - hear me well: he was banished from the city by his father at 17. Mind you, he protected the city from a cult of Tiamat. Tiamat cultists. You know where Tiamat was? SHE'S IN HELL. They tried to bring her to Baldur's Gate, and he stopped it. He stopped it! Nono and see this is why you backed Gortash, cuz you lack critical thinking.

Offscren voice: I don't see how that's relevant (repeats)

Cary: You do. You do. You simply do. You- you're completely mischaracterizing this man: he had every chance to just be evil. He coulda been a piece of shit, but he chose light. Where there is surely a path of darkness, he chose light every single time. For 7 years, he went and made a name for himself. As a hero - the Blade of Frontiers. For 7 years.

7 years, a devil in his ear, trying to sway him to a path of darkness, surely. And yet he chose the path of heroism. And you- and you- and you're calling him a fraud? Wyll Ravengard is NOT a fraud. Lorroakan? Fraud. Wyll Ravengard is not a fraud! Not only - not only does he save Baldur's Gate 7 years ago - when he was a teenager, ok? But he comes back with a band of ragtag heroes and helps protect the city from a cultist? The Absolute cultists?

They - DID YOU SEE THE FUCKING BRAIN IN THE SKY? Are you kidding me? This man has saved this city on more than one occasion, and he's not even 30 yet. HE'S NOT EVEN THIRTY YET AND HE SAVED THE CITY TWICE. And you wanna call him a fr- Get the fuck outta my face.

queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

"why polyamorous people aren't valid" "mspec lesbians AREN'T okay actually" "aroallos are freaks" "he/him dni. cis men dni" "this post is for non-men only" yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!

maybe I'm just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define "man" and "woman" so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn't very "love is love" of you. maybe i just don't have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are "weird and predatory" sounds like we're all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you'll notice you can't actually tell if someone's gay or not from their appearance, and there's no way to know if they're "invading queer spaces". maybe it's just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn't ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going "WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)" while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about

Anonymous asked:

totally fine if you don’t want to share but do you have tips for wording communications to our representatives? I only heard the news ten minutes ago and I just. Cannot find language even though I know I should. I don’t think leaving a profanity laden voice mail is going to be productive.

Put on your professionalism pants first of all.

The political leaning of your representative should probably dictate the sort of angle you take. Either way, mention how much you love your region and where you live and speak as a concerned citizen of your specific region. If you have kids, possibly mention that if you can fit it in organically. People really care about the children and concerns specific to their district.

If your representative is a democrat, you can probably be fully honest as long as you're polite and don't cuss. They also hate Tonald Drump.

If your representative is a republican, it's probably good to spin your tale around national security and America being independent, especially if your letter is about the batshit Maduro incident. If you're fine with it, maybe toss a god bless in there somewhere. Especially if your representative is a known evangelical or something like that. In that case, if you are a Christian maybe also mention that but I'd only suggest it if your representative is a known Evangelical or christo-fascist. If you're queer or non-Christian I'd leave that out of your email.

Keep your message short and sweet but descriptive. Probably around two paragraphs. This makes it more likely someone will read it, and some websites have a character limit for emails. Be Specific about what you're opposing and why.

To express your rage, use words and phrases like outrage, disgrace, stain on our country, strongly oppose, deeply concerns, and so on. And ask them to oppose what's happening at every opportunity.

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Many years ago, I was the first point of contact for all phone calls/emails/mail for a sitting congressman.

And I’ll let you in on a little secret - you don’t even have to do this much. Two whole paragraphs? Sure, but unnecessary. The congressman will never read it, only me.

What I did with all correspondence was in essence tally how many people were for or against whatever the issue was.

There are only three points you NEED to hit:

  • ‘Hi, I’m First Name from City In The District’ - because if I suspected you weren’t local, I didn’t count you
  • ‘I’m concerned about issue’ - let’s me know the topic
  • ‘This is what I want you to do about it’ - tells me how to file it as pro/against or advocating specific action

And that’s it. I’d report to the congressman stats. MAYBE a quote highlighting the general tone of what I was seeing, but I had A LOT of discretion as a 22 year old on what I was passing along. Mostly it was ‘we got 17 emails requesting you vote for this bill and only 3 against, mostly from this area’ etc.

So please don’t get hung up about being eloquent or convincing or saying the exact right things to influence someone. The most important thing is that you, local voter, call and say I’m angry about this and this is what you should do. It’s the number of calls, not your eloquence.

“At my old job in public education, my office mate invented the concept of the 8 Weeks of Doom. This was defined as the period between New Year’s and Spring Break where it was dark and gray, there were few holidays, and everyone’s seasonal depression hit an all-time high. To combat the 8 Weeks of Doom, she started a tradition of making me a Doom Calendar, which is an advent calendar but for fighting the Doom. She’d include small fidgets, snacks, stickers, and fun tea, which I’d open whenever the Doom felt very high on a particular day. Eventually this turned into a standing tradition of us making each other Doom Calendars, and the concept spread to our whole department. We would eventually just start our department meetings checking in about how everyone was managing the Doom, and did anyone want to open a Doom Calendar door for a quick pick me up? Even though we’re not longer office mates, I still exchange a Doom Calendar with this friend every year anyway. It really does help with the Doom!”

I adore this for the same reason I like winter celebrations/special days: humans realizing they can act to change their perception of reality. The longest dark, the coldest time of the year, can be dressed up as a party with lights and shiny things, or firecrackers and dancing wearing a lion costume. We can clean and make music and loud noises and give each other nice things and if we all do it very hard, together, maybe we won’t be so cold and sad.

My brain wouldn't shut up until I made this.

Technically Goncharov is a Christmas movie

Folks we've been over this, the inescapable hold that the mafia has on every character is part of what makes it a metaphor for capitalism in the film.

Goncharov is a *labor day* movie.

I work as a programmer for $35 an hour.

They once forgot to pay me for 8 extra hours that they needed me to work on Thanksgiving weekend. They simply needed me to be present for 8 hours in order to quickly fix any problems that happened during their busiest weekend, and no such problems ended up happening.

When they saw the mistake and paid me for it, the gross pay for that day was $420 (base of $35 x 8 hours x 1.5 for overtime).

The first thing I noticed was how that compared to what I got paid at my warehouse job before I became a programmer. When I started the job at the warehouse, I got paid $10 an hour. For a full time week, I got paid $400.

I got paid more for that one day of doing practically nothing as a programmer than I did busting my ass at the warehouse for a whole week.

So enough about this "I work harder than them so I deserve more pay" bullshit. You're all the working class. In our fucked up system, hard work does not equal more pay. If you want more pay, you need to fight back against the rich assholes who profit off your labor and pay you jack shit, not fight with other people who are underpaid about who deserves to be more underpaid.

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