Hey howdy, welcome to my house! You’re welcome to climb through the window and listen to my midnight rambling. Poking me every once in a while is also gladly received, as is chiming in with your own thoughts. I’m a fairly sociable creature so do feel free to reach out ^_^
You can call me snurt. I am an adult and I will not be disclosing my actual age. This blog is vastly SFW, though. Here’s what you can expect from this blog:
Anonymous asked:
folk-punk answered:
please google what an artichoke is
No thoughts, just the look of fear on Gabriel's face when he heard Merrick yelling "We can't save him"
hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards
Trying to pick sewing back up again and… tell me how I’ve completely forgotten ALL the basics within a six month period. How???????
Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...
Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????
Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.
awesome to work as an extra in movies. let’s hire the guy that looks like a person that could be there
eating a succulent plum
charmed by the term icebox. I've never heard it before. anyway I didn't eat any plums from any "icebox" don't worry [: they were in the chilly bin 👍
I think they're referring to this poem, This Is Just to Say by William Carlos Williams
This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.
"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?
"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?
"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??
Narrative unclear, wizard did not succumb to the amulet.
