[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read

I have a suggestion.

I don't think cock and ball torture will get us there, but I appreciate your proactive impulse

Sorry, thought you were someone else

Apex Predator

This is the same lady from "Haaarold~! Do you want a wife who isn't a raging cunt?" and she's my hero

And the slasher film bit????

リ𝙹 ∴ᔑ||..

a bit of a softer direct reminder today 🧊

OP: Another year has passed, time to make another natural freezer

[eng by me]

This is brilliant but the energy sticker at the end KILLED me.🤣

Goodreads users will really make lists about anything. Who's ready for uncle literature ‼️

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

I love how most large airplanes kind of proportionally look normal. Like if you don't pay attention to the windows the A380 looks incredibly like a normal plane, and the 747 only looks weird because of the hump, otherwise it'd look very normal plane shaped

Two normal ass planes right there. Shaped much like a normal plane.

Meanwhile there's Mriya

And like obviously there are elements of her design that are intentionally different because of her specialization in large cargo vs being a generalist like her smaller Western cousins but like. It also feels like Mriya has gotten to a size where the proportions necessary for flight have just gotten ridiculous.

Look at her shoulders. Look at her centipede ass landing gear.

Imagine flying this beast of a plane when she was still around. Being one of the only human beings on earth with a type rating on this fucking eldritch horror of a plane. It would be like flying Concorde but if Concorde also had tentacles and there was only one of it. It would be the first thing I say to anybody I meet

it is truly my belief that every person is a headache person or a tummy ache person

Increasingly shitty sad rabbits drawn as reaction to my partner saying they couldnt stick around for the entirety of a convention panel centered around bunnies

i love the phrase 'i dont go here but...' like you're so in awe of my work you have decided to trespass into a fandom you dont belong to just to appreciate it. i love everyone who doesn't go here

hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

not mad btw. Just curious

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Duh, Vlad.

White Noise is a longform weekly webcomic about a group of queer monsters trying to make a life against a backdrop of social unrest. Arc 1 is complete and available to read online now!

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