"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"
kidnapping stalking insanity sleepwalking cannibalism and teeth, gaslighting gun violence pipe murder and silence and medical trauma and meat. bugs in your body and poisoned black coffee and self-mutilation and lies, police brutality breaks from reality suicide spiders and eyes. paaaaaranoia degloving the uncanny valley and running like prey to survive, agonies torture and drowning and falling and then being buried alive.
I cannot tell you how delighted I am by the fact that this perfectly scans
elias calls jon to his office and goes "jon. Im very dissapointed in you."
"why?"
"you didn't land yourself in the hospital at all this month. I pay for premium health insurance for you, jon. Only for you. everyone else has the standard health insurance package, but you? you get the premium one. private rooms at all the country's top hospitals. I expect you to make good use of this."
"wha-"
"on a completely separate note, I still need you to confiscate melanie's knife. I expect her knife on my desk by the end of the day."
do you think jon feeling less than human was familiar to him?
do you think those around him glaring at him with the distain reserved for a creature entirely other fit him like an old coat he was resigned to wearing again?
do you think, when melanie and basira, when tim looked at him in such a way, talked down to him like an emaciated tiger helpless to its own hunger, he was reminded of his childhood?
as an almost certainly neurodivergent child, and a self-proclaimed “deeply annoying” one at that, do you think he got used to that certain look from others? the look of “you’re lesser,” and “you don’t belong,” and “you aren’t like me”?
do you think his friends watching him with that same distrust and disgust came with a sort of familiar melancholy? one that he fell into easier than the saccharine self-destructiveness of finally reaching for just one cigarette?
do you think that that familiarity felt, in some way, like coming home? easier to just let the strangling creeper vines grow just a little more than to get up?
romantic relationships blah blah blah okay but what about risking everything for your sibling. what about the unwavering love and care that can only come from a parent to a child. what about someone who just wants their best friend back. ever thought of that.
romantic relationships blah blah blah okay but what about risking everything for your sibling. what about the unwavering love and care that can only come from a parent to a child. what about someone who just wants their best friend back. ever thought of that.
unironically i love this website and the people who post here because like 4% of them are even more pedantic and specialized in their knowledge bases than i am, and they are ALL HATERS. these are my people, sincerely. i support them uncritically even though all of us are REALLY annoying
genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
every day im mad as hell that i dont have infinite time in the day and am not physically able to draw for 200 hours straight no breaks and dont know every hobby and cant just spend the rest of time drawing and getting into every creative hobby and learn everything and get infinite money from the government