Internet Old Person. Art school drop-out, now a general renaissance woman. I sing always, and create whenever possible. I'm here, I'm queer, and by gosh do I ever want a nap.
One wonderful thing about the internet is that sometimes you can type a very specific mechanical problem into a search bar and find an unedited video of some old person walking you through exactly how to fix it.
Willy Wonka could run Aperture Science and GLaDOS could run the Chocolate Factory. And both would get an adequate amount of sadistic glee from it as their usual roles would give.
god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you
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