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The Cryptid of the Clutter Dimension

@solarspinel

death count:10 cracked count: 2 poof count:12 kill count:3 Former rp account. Now used for other things.

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Dealing with Bot followers like…

So as I am sure everyone and their mother is aware of the CONSTANT PORN BOT SCOURGE WE BEEN DEALING WITH. Even I have been affected. I can't tell you how many times in a mere FEW HOURS that I have to report and block these damn things that try to follow me. Guys always remember. Make sure that the followers you get are actually liking following and posting and does NOT have some weird bikini model lady as their icon or no icon at all. Stay safe all? Lets hope tumblr can actually figure this crap out.

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Art by @xjunjox

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N Mascot

When I tell people, "I want to cosplay V," THIS is the thing I have in mind.

Oh my god this looks amazing.

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mmmmmistilllikepotatosalad

OMFG.

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all-aboard-the-bane-train

Very curious doggo

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castle-engineer

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

this is so fucking cute

Don’t be like that, boys, Frisk just wanted to show you their cool X-ray! Humans sure are resilient!

I figured the bone brothers would be easily freaked out by broken bones. This has been sitting on my computer unfinished since before finals, so I made myself sit down and finish it today! 

[previous comic: x]

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*Helen feels her sins crawling on her back.*

Kinda a part 2 to this comic. Wasn’t necessarily supposed to be about Mom!Sans but it became Mom!Sans so I’m not complaining! 

[Frisk is using American Sign Language. Click images for translations!]

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They're locked in. Randomly happened to catch the L4D2 livestream the tadc VA's put on, and well... Sean/Kinger with the chainsaw and Amanda/Ragatha with the crowbar had me in stitches.

Some closeups below:

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Ragatha (not) getting used to her new skin durring her earlier days in the circus

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i don't know what possessed me and suddenly made me able to make multiple drawings in one day, but i'm not complaining.

original pic (i have been informed that this is not the original and this is a meme but whatever):

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booo I think its finished

I'm kinda tired so I"m going to sleep now byeeeee

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Butler N: "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." Young Tessa: "That's deep." Maid Cyn: "That means that ketchup is a smoothie." Young Tessa: "That's deeper." Maid J: "You guys are idiots."

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

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jdillustratesnonsense

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

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iamtypinglike98madmen

He also jabs racists in the eye!

I love the justice grandpa of fists

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

He said fuck the police!

He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

Everett Truth Coming Out Of His Well to Shame Mankind

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