Weird Little men

i asked the bartender to split a twenty into fives but she gave me five four dollar bills & when i asked where & how she got four dollar bills she said “i am completely insensitive to your curiosity”

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

fairypage01:

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Girl……

This is it! This is what social media/smart tech have done! They’ve rotted away any distinction between private and public.

Yes, we do have the right to make demands on public behavior. Of course we do. Have you never heard of laws and etiquette? I’m not allowed to grocery shop naked. You can’t rummage through my purse. I can’t have a work meeting in the middle of a movie theatre.

I remember when it was taboo simply to answer your cell phone in public. The person answering would apologize and try to go to a more private area. Then public calls were normalized. Then putting people on speaker. Then listening to music without headphones. Do you know how many times I have hiked up a mountain or driven to the beach, only to be met with someone blaring shitty top 40 music from their portable speaker, because Heaven forbid you go one hour without noise?

Old woman yells at cloud and all that, but I can’t believe someone is not only admitting this behavior, but saying it’s a good thing! No one likes you! You’re a menace!

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trans women have made everything that has ever existed

"The person who created the Annoying Orange is a proud trans woman"

Hey, whaddya know? So happy for her.

"The Annoying Orange is still a thing and the channel's posting new vids regularly"

... 'scuze me WHAT???

matthejew:
“ i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
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matthejew:

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

Not An Isekai - I Just Straight Up Died

what is it that they say? a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "dragons are the same. something happened to your eyes"

a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "they're long enough."

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