Thanks to my brother for telling me about this story. [Alt text below]

2026 ins:

- being cringe

- whimsymaxing

thank god I got whatever's wrong with me that isn't the kind of wrong with me that would have me falling in love with an ai chatbot or whatever the fuck

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

I’m not a sports fan, but if I had to get into a sport, it’d be baseball. The culture there seems a bit stronger to me

baseball has:

- pipe organs

- an even greater number of superstitions and fun supernatural crap

- players who still dress like it’s 1911

- a theme song

I’ve been to a few baseball games in my life, and every time, despite the giant screens, I’ve felt like I’d been transported to a world where it’s perpetually the 1920s and everyone still kind of believes in magic

NOT TO MENTION you sometimes have players with names like “Big Jimmy” and “Cyclone Joe”

baseball heritage post

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought this

This is the foundation of all hope btw. In the words of Tolkien, 'despair is for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.'

langdon making direct eye contact with santos while walking towards central is crazy. my guy i know you’re on step 9 of 12 but you gotta stop looking at the people you’re trying to apologize to with the wide-open eyes of an apex predator

the pitt season 2 episode 2 no context

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

Trots onto your dash with youthful curiosity and zest for life

i hope something good happens to me. i hope something good happens to you too. i hope something good happens to all of us soon

Me whenever I hear anyone talking about one of my hyperfixations

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it

I get how we need records of who's in the country for like census or tax purposes, yk boring logistical stuff. but you know what we could do with people who don't have the paperwork? send them to the courthouse to fill out their paperwork. boom problem solved and you didn't have to spend 80 thousand dollars detaining and deporting them

the only thing that needs to be done with undocumented folks is...document them...problem solved

Just like the only thing that needs to be done with unhoused people is…house them…problem solved

are you ready to die white boy

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

uphill. in the snow.