When you get her off and get that quarter teaspoon
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
thanks ladies, we have a full teaspoon now!
the humble transfem beegirl strikes again
Yeah you need to have more
You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still
no music 🎧
Thank you for the no music note. Animal frolicking noises
Flop slop/pos
The tower that man nutted thinking about you so hard his head is going to explode
Ace of wands he wants to penetrate you
The devil they want to fuck you so bad it is making them go crazy and obsessive. Hate sex too
Empress he wants to nut in you so many times that it’s dripping down your legs. Use protection**
Emperor they want you to dominate them completely.
Three of cups they want a threesome
Rx three of cups they absolutely do not want to share you
King of Pentacles he wants to be your sugar daddy
Knight of Wands they don’t want commitment they just want to be fwbs
The hermit you pissed them off so bad they don’t even want to have sex
Queen of Wands they think you’re a baddie and they want you to fuck their face
King of Wands they think you’re daddy and they want you to spank them really hard
“I wanna empress you, baby”
(losing a trinket important to me): it’s just plastic. It’s just material. Someone else will find it and it’ll brighten up their day. If i really want to i can replace it. Loss is natural in love. Life isn’t fair and i’ll tear up earth and sky if i knew i could find you again under the covers of my pillows. But like, it’s $16.67 to replace. I’m okay.
you have to realize that you CAN keep everything perfect and safe, but you’ll never get to fully enjoy them. Sweaters get stretched. Stuffed animals get worn. Earrings get lost. and love turns to grief. If i want to be happy, i have to know that sadness is the little brother who holds her hand.
Nvm. Trinket was found and i’m now keeping it locked up forever so i can’t ever lose it again
January 3 ● Full Moon in Cancer (Wolf Moon) January 18 ● New Moon in Capricorn February 1 ● Imbolc February 1 ● Full Moon in Leo (Snow Moon) February 17 ● New Moon in Aquarius February 26 - March 20 ● Mercury Retrograde March 3 ● Full Moon in Virgo (Worm Moon) March 19 ● New Moon in Pisces March 20 ● Ostara April 2 ● Full Moon in Libra (Pink Moon) April 17 ● New Moon in Aries May 1 ● Beltane May 1 ● Full Moon in Scorpio (Flower Moon) May 16 ● New Moon in Taurus May 31 ● Full Moon in Sagittarius (Blue Moon) June 20-21 ● Litha June 15 ● New Moon in Gemini June 29 ● Full Moon in Capricorn (Strawberry Moon) June 29 - July 23 ● Mercury Retrograde July 14 ● New Moon in Cancer July 29 ● Full Moon in Aquarius (Buck Moon) August 1 ● Lammas August 12 ● New Moon in Leo August 28 ● Full Moon (Sturgeon Moon) September 11 ● New Moon in Virgo September 23 ● Mabon September 26 ● Full Moon in Aries(Harvest Moon) October 10 ● New Moon in Libra October 24 - November 13 ● Mercury in Retrograde October 26 ● Full Moon in Taurus (Hunter's Moon) October 31 ● Samhain November 9 ● New Moon in Scorpio November 24 ● Full Moon in Gemini (Beaver Moon) December 9 ● New Moon in Sagittarius December 21 ● Yule December 24 ● Full Moon in Cancer (Cold Moon)
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best addition
Booksmith sells online! They even have book mystery boxes based on other books you love. Let's show them (and others) that they made a good business AND moral choice.
Yeh people need to understand that support with money any HP stuff and therefore JK bitchy lady stud DIRECTLY fund anti trans stuff. So watching the new tv show, buying licensed HP things, going to events (see forbidden forest light show) fund those things. Don’t call yourself a trans alley if you are still *buying* HP things.
my hands down favorite bit in wake up dead man are those moments where benoit and jud just look at each other after some big revelation and then just fucking BOOK it to whatever scene they go to next. i saw the movie two weeks ago and i still can't stop thinking of that and throwing it into my own writing. they really do have a fun little duo dynamic going on in those scenes
Mine is when Benoit plays the overture from phantom of the opera on the organ
