Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.

King: Excellent. What are they like?

Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.

King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.

Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.

King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.

Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.

King: I didn't even know they come in that color.

Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.

King: What. How did these four even meet?

Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.

Queen: My love, please return to bed.

King: *pacing* Why would a gelatinous cube come to a tavern? Can it even get drunk? How did it fit through the doors?

All-cubes party

Hypothesis debunked.

I'm not even disappointed about being wrong, I love that it's kinda evenly balanced?

(The Dragon-lady got my vote too lmao, shouldn't have underestimated the amount of lesbians and strong-woman-kinners on this site)

official dnd post

little known factoid: I can have sex and drink beers

(new fixation has dropped :))) )

my beautiful princess pyro

nothing is worse than getting really into an rp series that has absolutely no fan content anywhere

nothing is worse than getting really into an rp series that has absolutely no fan content anywhere

nothing is worse than getting really into an rp series that has absolutely no fan content anywhere

nothing is worse than getting really into an rp series that has absolutely no fan content anywhere

best animal names: fantasy edition

i wonder what they're gossiping about

had to draw them

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

Space chickens

Posts like this are why I'll never leave Tumblr

I wish more people would make more objects/art with the alloaro flag and the alloace flags. I suppose maybe those people might want to be more specific? like maybe they want to use gay + aro or bi + ace, for example? whereas aroace people wouldn’t need to? but idk it’d be nice to see them. that’s all.

“they’re in love your honor” OVERRULED!

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

women's beauty standards:

- hourglass body shape

- tiny waist

- long legs

- large eyes

- no body hair

conclusion:

conventionally attractive woman