i can only cum if im facing towards true north
struggling to figure out how tumblr is losing money
The opposite of "there's an XKCD strip for this" has got to be "what the fuck do you mean there's an Achewood strip for this," less common, more alarming.
A 22-year-old one no less.
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Salmon Sculpture, Portland, Oregon
u just know there’s a large and hungry golden bear out there read to tear this building asunder to get to this motherfucker
vlady's closet
December Pokémon Challenge 2025, 24 & 25/31: Gastrodon (East Sea) and Gastrodon (West Sea)
suggested by @lammaspoika! thank you! (i went ahead and gave it a buddy too)
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ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk
the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused
they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !
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