sapphling:

sapphling:

sapphling:

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

You see that one? He’s called the “heel.” He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it’s not real and he’s actually very nice. When he says “I’m going to break you in half” you don’t have to be scared because it’s pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they’re playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

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no that part was real

eltonjohndenver:

Kurt Vonnegut really went off with “So it goes.” Truly the most devastating 3 word composition in the english language

funniest thing about the station I typically work in the kitchen is that Shelves High and I’m Short so every once in a while to grab somethin i must do a tiny leap, snag the shelf edge & pull myself up to reach it which is mostly a pain but cool when there are cute women around to watch you do a pull-up (it is an open kitchen)

feeling like a sick prickly hermit crab stuck inside my shell trying to remember how to poke my head out without dying

onihcinimkcin:

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Rian Johnson bringing his personal DVD copy to put Ravenous into the Criterion Collection…he gets it