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the ramblings of a Arizona tea man

@sopemeister

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Reblogged iwilleatyourenglish
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I know it's wildly racist and is the "nobility = pale skin" trope, but the real time whitewashing of zelda in wind waker never fails to make me laugh my ass off from how jarring it is. It literally feels like a parody of itself

They hit her with the unseasoned chicken beam 💔💔💔

why are you white

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A jewelry company that is just reproductions of historical jewelry found at archeological sites would be so cool.

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Reblogged rohirric-hunter
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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

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#funny and also like. the kind of thought provoking weapon that would be in a sword and sorcery fantasy #bcs assembling the sword takes time #you have to fill the mold with water. and wait for it to freeze. #this is not a weapon meant for rash anger #you must put thought into how you'll use it #BUT ALSO #once it's out of the freezer it has to be used quickly or it will melt #there's no room for dilly-dallying or uncertainty #with this weapon you must take the time to think #but there is a moment where the time for thinking has passed #you cannot second guess yourself #you must take the time to make the decision. but when the moment comes you must act decisively. #no haste. make absolutely sure of what you want to destroy. then destroy it with conviction. #i'm sorry op i'm way too excited about what i'm sure was a joke post (via @misscrazyfangirl321)

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Reblogged spitblaze
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If you're in the US, now is a great time to talk to the young people in your life about the US military:

  • The recruiter is not your friend. The military employs child psychologists to learn how to make you think the recruiter is your friend.
  • The recruiter is allowed to lie to you and makes more money if they do.
  • The recruiter is paid a commission to groom children into cannon fodder.
  • The recruiter will tell you you're special and will go into special smart soldier programs instead of combat. They're lying.
  • The recruiter may tell you they can tell if someone can get PTSD or not and only recruit people like you, who won't. They're lying.
  • The recruiter may tell you you'll be too busy attending free college (!!) to go overseas. They're lying.
  • The recruiter may ask what countries you want to travel to and promise you bougie placements on military bases in those countries. They're lying.
  • Even "It's just four years!" is a lie - the government is allowed to hold you past your enlistment period with a stop-loss order.
  • The recruiter actually has zero power to decide anything that happens to you after you enlist and they more importantly don't care what happens to you.
  • If you enlist, you will be brainwashed to make you willing to do things to other humans that you would never be willing to do today.
  • You will be ordered to do things that will kill children. And you'll do them.
  • The military is not the only way or even the best way for you to go to college or start a career.
  • Military brainwashing will actually make you into a terrible university student because it degrades your ability to think critically and question your sources.
  • Having PTSD and/or a TBI will make it harder to be a student and keep a job.
  • Veterans' benefits suck these days.
  • Being a veteran drastically increases your risk of homelessness, suicide, alcohol and drug dependence, prison time, and becoming an abuser to your loved ones.
  • The military will expose you to chemicals that will drastically increase your chances of developing cancer.
  • The military will withhold information about your rights to conscientiously object after enlisting.
  • A lot can change in four years.
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I had this dumb idea in my head and it wouldn’t go away so here you go

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Reblogged jadejemdoesstuff
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some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

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Reblogged spitblaze
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

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At a whopping 17 minutes into the school day, a substitute teacher asked to see my tardy pass, breaking my old record by about 5 hours.

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