Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Hey all and welcome to my chaos! This is a multifandom blog, so it’s all over the place depending on what my current fixation is. I will also occasionally reblog political stuff as well, so if that’s not your cup of tea, don’t follow.

Most of my posts are queued so as to not clog up people’s dashboards. I tag almost everything, but sometimes I miss things.

I have been known to write fan fic, but it’s been a while since I’ve done anything, but who knows! That could change!


Of note, if you come into my inbox asking for money and we’ve never interacted before, that’s an autoblock. I know that sounds harsh, and we’re all hurting, but this is a boundary I’ve established, and I ask that you respect that.

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I’ve been tinkering with the idea of an urban fantasy “All Fairy Tales Are True” setting where some fairy tale characters are mortals who reincarnate and live through their story again and again with no memory of their past lives, but other characters are immortal, carrying over biases and grudges and regrets from the last time they went through this.

Snow White’s dwarves keep her room exactly as she left it, and keep a wary eye on the horizon for the day she returns. When she does they treat her like a beloved daughter come home, cook her favourite meals, warn her to stay away from apples this time, and keep calling her the wrong name.

Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother found her a touch ungrateful last time, and has decided not to appear to her this time around to teach her a lesson in gratitude. This Cinderella, without the memory of the last time, is still a terrified, miserable woman desperate to escape her awful situation.

The Witch in the gingerbread house has developed a thousand traps to eat those goddamned kids. She’s failed every time. She lives a life of Sisyphean torment previously known only to cartoon coyotes.

I love this