B. Dylan Hollis - #7 - sentence starters
- "This is my favorite type of cheese. Yellow."
- "Do you wonder what goes bump in the night? The birds. It always is."
- "You gotta wash it. It came from the dirt!"
- "Is this for the funeral or are we causing the funeral?"
- "I've just seen what lies beyond."
- "This book smells like a horse."
- "I've always wanted to shove a banana through a screen door. Thank you for this opportunity."
- "Suggest lard to me and you'll be shortening your life span."
- "Please get out of my fridge."
- "Stop eating the cottage cheese."
- "I ain't got no gas. No heat, no water, no stove. It is freezing!"
- "We have to bake because it's Christmas!"
- "I can't feel my fingers."
- "Are you feeling Victorian? I'm feeling very Victorian."
« When I think back on the year 1915, it seems to me that I still hear my friends tell me despondently: "I can't think of anything else! I can't read, I can't work, or find useful distractions (...), I only ruminate about our times, incessantly, until I'm nauseated (...). I've just had two hours of liberty—there was a time when I would have offered them to Tolstoy or Pascal. Today I read about [the war], or European colonial methods; issues that are entirely beyond my reach, but how to think of anything else?"
And perhaps we shouldn't strive to think of anything else; the point is not to turn our backs on our times, but to consider them calmly and thoughtfully. (...) It may be that the philosophy which absorbs you leaves no room for indulgence. Perhaps you feel yourself full of bitterness and rancour towards your fellow men, perhaps you have made up your mind to see in their activities nothing but greed and selfishness. (...) Do not be too eager to prove yourself right! Above everything, do not rejoice in being right in so dismal a fashion. (...) My only ambition is to beg the world to look for anything which can lighten the present and future distress of mankind, to find what interests the soul in a life burdened with troubles and disillusionments, to honour more than ever the faithful and imperishable resources of our inner life. (...)
The storm rages on, the events escalate, worsen, never cease. Never have they seemed more complex, more severe, more demanding. More dangerous. Wherever we turn, an opinion holds up its head and vehemently solicits our belief. (...) Our convictions, our certainties, are at each other's throats. (...) Yet mankind, even in these terrible hours, is only seeking happiness. Men have set off to conquer happiness, clutching in their hands the tools which will forever destroy it. (...) The wrong direction the world has taken is so obvious, so cruel, so vast (...)
Regardless, I would suggest not to lose hope—so long as a single wallflower still opens, in April, over the ruins of the world. Like algae, like mosses, like these laborious lichens which attach to the very ruins their infinite need for happiness, we will find joy in our present affliction and we will grow it, like a wind-battered plant in the parched soil of a wilted world. »
— Georges Duhamel, La Possession du monde (translation mine) Written in 1917 as he worked as an army surgeon.
I can't be bothered to put in the links just now but according to Wiktionary,
- In every living Germanic language except English, the word for 'turtle' incorporates 'shield'
- Many of them are literally 'shield toad'
- English borrowed from French instead
- The French word is related to the Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, etc words
- One might expect these to derive from Classical Latin. One would be wrong.
- The Classical Latin word does survive in the scientific name and in a second Italian word for turtle.
- That word (testudo) is built on 'testa' which can mean 'fragment of earthenware' or 'shell or covering'
- So the Germanic languages are calling it shield-thing and Latin is calling it a shell-thing! Very nice.
- But, you ask, if not from Classical Latin, where do the Romance Language (and also English) words come from?
- Medieval Latin 'tortuca'
- And where did that come from?
- Wiktionary says the origin is disputed but one of the options given — which Merriam-Webster on my phone seems fine with — is that is was derived from a Late Latin word derived from Tartarus
- "because it used to be thought that tortoises and turtles came from the underworld and they were commonly paired with such infernal beasts"
- Excuse me
- Turtles
Did some early pope have a run-in with a snapping turtle and never got over itno, snapping turtles are Western Hemisphere- TURTLES
BEHOLD A HELLBEAST
@beautifulterriblequeen this made me laugh so hard that i got over my anxiety about peer reviewing tags
Ok but tortoises are bad tempered little assholes and I love them. Clive once spent an hour trying to kill my brother from any direction he could ram him while he was lying on the grass. Settled on his throat as the best bet. The fact he is the size of a side plate does not deter his murderous ambition.
“A Helping Hand”
out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing
ALAN RICKMAN | Meet the Filmmaker | NYC | 19.06.2015
The best shot of the year
Those in the notes worried about this being AI, it's not - her name is Pan Xiaoting and she's a badass billiards pro
the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties




