meglyman:

ALT

Oh my god the fucking Onion

marionbulot:

xeansicemane:

sussura:

This is what having an argument on the internet is like

Honestly teaching first years in college chemistry was a bit like this too

batsinmybelfry:

teathattast:

Thieves Guild

A tale as old as time

ds9vgrconfessions:

Nana Visitor as a Bajoran at STLV! 😀

unexpectedphilosophy:

teethsmoothie:

despazito:

Nosy ass plant

captbexx:

Love is in the air…

Quark & Grilka 🔥

dragongirltongue:

fishmech:

ashenmind:

good lord this thing is useless

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

unorthodoxchronicles:

fipindustries:

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they’re overdone and simply not as good as the original. They’ve done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction’s always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!