Ramblings

whatcoloristhatcat:

blignick:

black with low white spotting 2x combo

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knightwithahundredkings:

My apologies to people named Gareth.

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thequeenofyuri:

The trailer of Adult Swim’s first fully Spanish series, a lesbian stop-motion animation titled “Women Wearing Shoulder Pads”, was just released recently. Unfortunately, it’s fallen under the radar, and most of the comments are people complaining about woke. Give it some love!

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sandumilfshous:

elumish:

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn’t have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

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frozen1349:

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huffbelly:

amberthetransvixen:

crazysodomite:

Oh my god

balloon animal ver.

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zoesupreme:

zoesupreme:

sometimes the nut doesn’t bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

man…

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Anonymous asked:

you ever been milked big time?

akashicrecord:

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

pisskinkyaoi:

thefloatingstone:

crabussy:

crabussy:

crabussy:

siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don’t ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid

the red shape is a person of average height. the green line is one of these freaks. btw

Ya’ll forgot my favourite one

Originally posted by aviculor

That’s an angel

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dorkhellbside:

*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*

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raviolihailstorm:

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elliottkay:

WA State residents!

The legislature is looking at a bill for requiring age verification for “adult content” online. We all know what garbage this is. These things never really protect kids, and they always wind up restricting much more than actual pornography. Tumblr’s stupid effort to ban “porn” should show us more than enough about how this plays out.

Every rational person wants to protect kids online. Measures like this don’t do the job. It doesn’t even come close to an honest conversation about what protecting kids means.

If you want to tell your reps this is dumb, make a comment here. It doesn’t even have to be long. Just tell them you’re against this move.

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doitbuckley:

the most romantic thing a character can do is prematurely ejaculate

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liberalsarecool:

We need real journalism and an independent press. Language matters.

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darthflake:

I saw the gif version but nothing prepares you how heckled this guy gets after eating shit

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