kinsidering being a unicorn!! can’t stop the whimsymaxxing

okay, jokes aside though. it's kind of crazy im kinsidering anything besides being a techkin?? always thought that would be my only kin

b1rd&r0b0t h3r3, d0 it:3 /nf

Pros of Being a Robot 1- I can play emulated games anywhere at any time and can easily run anything pre-2015 2- Taking recordings/pictures in real time instead of having to go through the 5-10 second process that is taking out a phone, opening up the camera app, focusing on the subject, and then taking a picture/video 3- Working on/with computers would be so much faster and more efficient 4- I can't catch a stomach bug, Covid, the flu, and another stomach bug back to back (I'm suffering) 5- Extended lifespan 6- Instant internet searching to learn information 7- Being the controller for videogames with friends by plugging yourself in or connecting via bluetooth 8- Having a sense of purpose

Pros of Being a Human 1- I can eat cheese

guys what ever happened to just fucking your maid, do we still do that

!!__geli__!!

::INHERITED CONTEXT::' personable golem with a strong tir echo ' ; ' either unable or unwilling to perceive reality as it was '

::ADDITIONAL NOTE::' DAY 5 ' ; ' what am i even doing bruh '

wishing all transfem & trans woman alterhumans, therians, furries, otherkin and other non-human beings a very Yay i Love you <3

wishing all transmasc & trans man alterhumans, therians, furries, otherkin and other non-human beings a very Yay i Love you <3

wishing all the transfemmasc, transneu, transxenic, intersex, and just plain Trans alterhumans, therians, furries, otherkin and other non-human beings a very Yay i Love you <3

alterhumans are very important to the queer community but especially the trans community !! we'd be nothing without the silly creatures !! u guys are loved . you must know and accept this or else /silly

beign alive in theory is awesoe becaude i can get fat and get gender affirming surgery but for some reason everything costs money? why? it was almost so good

its kindof evil that we exist in a world witg big lifesize plushies and comfy beds and big warm meals and video game and i "cant have it" because i "don't have enough money" like ummmm. but why........... its right tehre.............

me: i wish horses could learn conlangs too

the toki pony: mu

the phrase "feral lesbian" implies the existence of domesticated lesbians, which is an entirely meaningless observation because everyone knows those exist