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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
charlieisntmyr3alname

Anonymous asked:

Father, I am feeling sad hjlpppp,,,, :0(

- @court-jester-of-carcosa

charlieisntmyr3alname answered:

Huh..? Why is that? Did something happen?..

court-jester-of-carcosa

Hmmph,,, bad memorieeesss,,, I need comfort help :0(

charlieisntmyr3alname

*sigh*

come here

*D3rlord walks over, gently bending down and giving them a hug*

court-jester-of-carcosa

Gabriel flinches like an abused dog, afterwards sinking into the hug

Hmmmm,,,, thank youse,,, you’re great ily

charlieisntmyr3alname

*D3rlord3 just stays still for a while before hugging them tighter*

I..I love ya too, kid..

court-jester-of-carcosa

Hmmmpghggghhh,,,,

He falls asleep in your shoulder, clearly trusting you enough even in such a vulnerable state

Honk shoo, honk shoooo….

charlieisntmyr3alname

*D3rlord3 gently picks him up and starts to walk back to his base. He did this once and he was sure the king wouldn’t mind if he did it again..he’ll return the jester back anyway*

court-jester-of-carcosa

Honk shoo, honk shoo…

Mmnghfff,,, no,,,,,

It seems Gabriel has nightmares…

Stop it,,, getmmngh,,, away,,,

charlieisntmyr3alname

*D3rlord3 sighs before quickly teleporting them both back to base. He gently opens the door (ref) and walks inside- making sure to close the door behind him. He walks back upstairs, passing Sylvester’s room and finally reaching his own. D3rlord3 opens their room and walks over to the bed. He sets down the jester, gently taking off the hat and mask before putting a blanket over them and patting their head*

WHY IS THERE A DDLC REFRENCE IN MY SFAWTDE WAITER!!!! THERE IS A SAYORI IN MY D3RLORD3!!!!!! MAKE HIM OPEN THE DOOR HSRSHLY!!!!!!!
twin-sun-knight
twin-sun-knight

Letter addressed to The King In Yellow

Your Highness,

I have observed the exchange between Sir d3rLord3 and the other version of himself, and your subsequent response.

You, more than anybody else, know that he is intrinsically a kind, noble man, and you know as well that he has suffered under you. Furthermore, he knows that many fear you.

I plead of you, my King, that you are not too harsh. Consider his act of bravery towards his other self; is he not a most outstanding and noble knight? Was he not so intelligent so as to not invoke your name, for he knew that the other still fears you?

Please, show him kindness.

Signed,

Twin Sun Knight.

bro twin sun knight anon bouta get cooked too😭😭😭😭 please have mercy king
d3r-p3t-rock

Anonymous asked:

You think I don't know what you are doing.

You think you are above Me.

Are you above Me, d3rLord3? Could you save yourself? When you were crying, choking on infinity, clawing at your temples because the pain would. Not. Stop. could you have saved yourself then, without My grace?

You draw this other knight away from Me. You think I am undeserving of followers, of gratitude for My gifts. Is that right, d3rLord3?

Would you like to taste the edge again? Would you like to feel oblivion, its cold hands grasping your fragile mind whilst you know down to every particle of your being you will be powerless to stop it?

You. Are. Powerless.

Remember this.

This is your first warning.

-💛

d3r-p3t-rock answered:

i’m sorry.

i’m so sorry.

Forgive me please forgive me i will never do it again please-

i’m nothing i’m nothing You are everything You are the only reason i’m still alive You saved me-

i will never disobey You i am so sorry You may punish me however you see fit

i don’t think i’m above You i promise i don’t

i wanted to help him. i’m sorry i won’t help him anymore

WE GIVING OUT WARNINGS NOW OH HE IS SO FUCKED. I AM SORRY D3RLORD3 YOU ARE SO FUCKED.