i am not well understood. which is also my fault
i dont let them research me
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[Day 16] THE DRAGON!
yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-
did she just win.
I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!
wait wait wait stew goblin wait
(via slothbless)
You are not staying in the tags
(Photos taken by Petra Parker, who coincidentally also transitioned)
[ID: Image one is a tweet by Daily Bugle Janitorial @/abysmaldogwater that says, “Spider-Man transitions and Jonah starts panicking because on principle he wouldn’t contribute to trans panic and has to figure out how to write headlines that are clear it’s about the vigilantism and not that she’s transgender”.
Image two is a set of tags in all caps, here transcribed in title case. They read: “#Brave Transgender Icon Continues to Disappoint Many by Engaging in Vigilantism #Spider-Woman (The New One) and Green Goblin Destroy City Landmark: Trans Community Mourns Terrible Representation #Historic Trans Rights Association Tricked by Menace Spider-Woman Into Allowing Her to Be Official Spokeswoman for Important Cause”. End ID]
#“parker thank fuck you transitioned otherwise this would be terrible optics. i’m giving you a raise.” (via @eternalgirlscout)
(via proudfreakmetarusonikku)
failing Marriage perfec t size for put new baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort pregnancy sleep soundly put baby in failing marriage. Put Baby In Failing marriage. no problems ever in failing marriage because yelling and storming out for baby listening of big baby language learning. Afailing Marriage yes a place for a baby put baby in failing marriage can trust failing marriage for giveing good love to baby. a baby will save this relationhsip
(via rukafais)
Some things you can only ask your mentally ill friends about later in life.😅
(via chaoticraincoat)