a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper
in retrospect this kinda reads like a Jojo fight
its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in
yesterday’s halloween piece
yes… ha ha ha… yes!
i was gonna pussy out and not post this because it’s an insane ooc comic of @crunchybeards ’s sam, borne of an insane headache bordering migraine i’m experiencing but. it’s funny and also i love ur sam and why would i not want to put more of him into the world 🫶 hello look outside fandom did you miss me
measure once cut also once, no prablem
concept for a vcarving project
no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it
I have done the cross stitch
in honor of all the times I’ve made this mistake irl
Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it’s something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.
ORC FACTS
the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can
my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize
ORC FACTS
lorbish can photosynthesize
The leading theory as to why orcs are green is that it helps them hide in their natural habitat: amongst other orcs.
ORC FACTS
ohhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense
urgently seeking more images of this nature
vodun day, 2020 benin. julio sacristan
tarot reader: draws the tower
me: thats bad isnt it
tarot reader: draws the tower again
me: uh oh
tarot reader: draws boeing 767
reading the textbook is going great