EVERYONE RB TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE AO3 FLAG!!!
WAIT THIS ISNT LIKE A STOCK PHOTO???? YOU MADE THIS??????)? HOLY PEAK
THE FUCK?
ITS BEAUTIFUL
IT'S ACCEPTABLE AT BEST BUT THANKS
NO
IS BEATIFUL
MAYBE IN SOME WORLD
IN THIS ONE
I N T H I S O N E
I DUNNOOOOOOOO I WOULDN'T SAY SOOO °^°
WELL YOU ARE WRONG
I'M ALWAYS WRONG BUT NOT THIS TIME
YES YOU ARE WRONG
IT IS BEAUTIFUL
I CAN'T BE WRONG 100% OF THE TIMEEEE
Edit: wrong account but FUCK IT WE BALL
WELL YOU ARE WRONG THIS TIME
NO I'M NOT
YES YOU ARE
AHHHHHHHH
NO I'M NOTTT
UGHHHHHHHH
YES YOY ARE
HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SAY IT
WAIT THIS ISNT LIKE A STOCK PHOTO???? YOU MADE THIS??????)? HOLY PEAK
THE FUCK?
ITS BEAUTIFUL
IT'S ACCEPTABLE AT BEST BUT THANKS
NO
IS BEATIFUL
MAYBE IN SOME WORLD
IN THIS ONE
I N T H I S O N E
I DUNNOOOOOOOO I WOULDN'T SAY SOOO °^°
WELL YOU ARE WRONG
I'M ALWAYS WRONG BUT NOT THIS TIME
YES YOU ARE WRONG
IT IS BEAUTIFUL
I CAN'T BE WRONG 100% OF THE TIMEEEE
Edit: wrong account but FUCK IT WE BALL
WELL YOU ARE WRONG THIS TIME
NO I'M NOT
YES YOU ARE
AHHHHHHHH
WAIT THIS ISNT LIKE A STOCK PHOTO???? YOU MADE THIS??????)? HOLY PEAK
THE FUCK?
ITS BEAUTIFUL
IT'S ACCEPTABLE AT BEST BUT THANKS
NO
IS BEATIFUL
MAYBE IN SOME WORLD
IN THIS ONE
I N T H I S O N E
I DUNNOOOOOOOO I WOULDN'T SAY SOOO °^°
WELL YOU ARE WRONG
I'M ALWAYS WRONG BUT NOT THIS TIME
YES YOU ARE WRONG
IT IS BEAUTIFUL
I CAN'T BE WRONG 100% OF THE TIMEEEE
Edit: wrong account but FUCK IT WE BALL
WELL YOU ARE WRONG THIS TIME
if you read this you’re cute no take backs
But-
no take backs
But no
I no cute
No take backs
I already did
Well it was invalid so not sure what to tell you here
Hmmm that’s irrelevant
Hmmm that’s irrelevant
Hmm mmmmm rhats irrelevanter
Uh huh
Thats even more irrelevant er
Hm no
Hm you are wrong because i am right
You’re wrong cause I’m obviously right
So that actually breaks twenty seven laws because in the united states constitution it declares that Ovloppy is always correct
Then I guess I’m criminal against thr entire US lol
We’ll just add it to the list
Exactly
now you have just admitted that I am correct by sayinf that i am correct about the constitution and we can take that data point and assume that I am always right so unfortunately you are wrong :(
Bmmm no
bro you have to put more detail into your response if uou wish to be fully correct!
Hmm where’s the fun in that
It is there!!! There is fun!! Present!!
Haha I’m well aware
But I shall not yield, I’m not cute
Uhhh you ARE cute??????
Yeah I think you put your brain in that porta potty because it isnt in the room with us
If my brain was ever here to Begin with
Also I’m not
cutie patootie
HAHA I GOT YOU
Because your brain was not present you could not make good decisions (dude how are you alive) and theres are incredibly mistaken about the whole thing!!!
Brains are for nerds
The lack of a none sleep deprivation suffering brain makes me smarter
Cause what’s funny is I feel like i do better in Physics when im on very little sleep and barely conscious and ready to fight something
Thats really impressive and maybe upu should give that ability to me as well please
Hmm.no
Cause it makes me dumb and not cute
well its pretty dumb not to give me your secrets like that so im not denying that part
aww 🥰 how cute of a gif sent by someone just as cute!
What gif? And I’m not cute
Well see I’m dumb which makes me not cute
oh no i got confused with the previous post :(
that reasoning doesnt make too much sense because:
1 - cuteness is subjective! You arent this stupid so im not explaining further
2 - baby chickens are cute and they are so stupid
3 - my brothwr was cute about 7 years ago and he was the dumbest person alive
so i disagree again
Hmm but I’m dumb AND stupid
So like it makes it the cuteness equal 0 due to the Jefferson Cutness to brain lacking ration
jefferson cutness??? Haha
ok my brother was dumb and stupid though and everyone thought he was really cute so im not seeing a point here
Then they must have been blind because it’s a proven law of nature
are you calling my brother ugly 🤨
I wholeheartedly agree!!
See because you agree you arent stupid!
I’m not calling him ugly
No I am dumb
🤨🤨🤨
I disagree
Welll too bad
Blind shadowy stalker person
IM NOT BLIND I AM ALL SEEING AND ALL KNOWING
obviously that makes me able to say that you are very cute and not stupid/dumb
ARE YOU ELDITCH SHADOWY BEING?!
Hmm well then you must be a dumb and blind eldritch being
UHHH I AM NOT DUMB AND MY EYES HALF WORK OKAY
I AM ALL KNOWING AND I SEE THROUGHY THIRD EYE
WHATS IT LIKE BEIJG AN ELDRITCH BEING THAT IS SOME HOW DUMB
ok fine i am a not smart entity
and as my first act as a stupid eldritch being i say that you are dumb
I’m really stupid so i am wrong
Hmmm i agree
I am dumb
I’m dumber than you lol
Nuh uh
Yuh huh
Reality does not cooperate with that strategy
Welll reality sucks and is mean
I think ive won
Hmmm no
Never
So sorry what is that???!!
Hahaha I win
Jacob Wysocki from Game Changer
HEY NO YOU DONT
You unlocked my competitive mode lol i actually got mad
I WIN
You broke the chain
No i win because you initially broke the chain when you said “Im not calling him ugly / No I am dumb”. The initial thread was on whether you are cute or not so basically I won first but I didnt say anything outside of tags.
Also you aren’t dumb and are definitely cute because I say so and because i say so I am correct
Hmmm no
Hmmm (stroking my beard that definitely exists) yes
Hmmm (twirling my mustache like an evil Frenchman) no
Hmmm (tugging on my mustache that is longer than yours and again totally exists) yes
Hmmm (styling my extremely long mustache into a much better one than you) no
Hmmm (combing my BEARD and mustache combo that is verrry long and better than yours) no
Hmmm (combing my long beautiful hair, beard and mustache that is infinityly better than yours) I’m glad we came to agreement, I am not cute
NO I DISAGREE YOU ARE VERY CUTE
YOU ARE ALMOST AS CUTE AS I WAS AS A ONE YEAR OLD but nobofy can beat that
not even me
NO YIU AGREED
YOU SAID IT
NO TAKE BACKS
HAHAGAGSHAHAH
NO I DID NOT
YOU ARE VERY CUTE AND VERY SMART
NO TAKE BACKS?????!!?! FROM THE START WHO HAD BEEN TAKE BACK-ING??? NOT ME
YES YOU DID
NO TOO LATE
MWAHAGAGAHAH
YES YOU DID
Well well well…
I doubt that any statements from someone with a brain injury should be taken with anything more than a grain of salt! I am talking to a very cute and smart person that has somehow convinced himself that sleeping and studying is for nerds!
And memorization! Don’t forget that
Just cause I got a mild concussion at work doesn’t mean I have brain damage
You quite obviously have brain damage and it is likely that this “mild” concussion is causing you to believe that you arent cute or smart :( which is wrong by the way!
Hmm that concussion is recent tho
HAHAHAAHAH YOU BROOE THE CHAIN YOU DIDNT DENY IT
IVE GOTTEN YOUR CUTE AND SMART SELF AT LEAST TWO TIMES NOW
CRY AND SUFFER AS YOU WITNESS MY GLORY
You did it first so it doesn’t matter
You broke it first sooooo
What glory?
Uh no you did it before I did it so it doent matter we should have been done like five days ago
IM AN ELDRITCH BEING TF YOU MEAN WHAT GLORY
I won
It’s been decided awhile ago that I won
Hmm I don’t see no glory
No, you are forgetting about when you shifted the focus from your undeniable cuteness to your supposed lack of brains (this is false) so I won and it was decided a while ago!! That I WON
you are blind
Hmmm no
I won first
You are blind
And you are really bad at this because you aren’t denying that you are cute or smart (which you are)
if we were to count how many times we both have lost i would have less losses and therefore more wins
I win
You lose
I no cute
Or smart
BROTHER I WIN NOT YOU
YOU HAVE LOST
And that confirms that you are very cute and smartest
No
I win
You lose
Like usual
it confirms I’m not cute and not smart
like usual???????💀😭💀😭💀 (you can tell these are my favorite emojis)
No i win do you want screenshots
Hmm I may be slightly okay with giving up on one of my positions, however not them both so you can quickly go and add the 1 percent of your incredibly smart brain thst is causing this small confusion to your head and acknowledge your defeat
I shall never yield
Screenshots don’t prove anything
You could’ve faked them
I win
You lose
It’s that simple
Well you will inevitably yield we both know this
So are you a bit tired or something because you switched the words “ you” and “i”
they should be you win I lose from your perspective
i win and you lose so unfortunately you have to accept that you are cute and smart
Hahah you wanna bet?
I win
You lose
Never
WEhave been at this for 11 days, I think know you will
Oh no! You messed up again :(
I think you meant to type “Ovloppy won and I (spectrexviiii with the messed up roman numerals) have lost!” Thats okay we all struggle with typing sometimes :)
I shall never yield
No I said what I said
I win
You lose
aww do we need to take typing lessons :( i think you need to revise the finger placement or something because your typos are horrendous
i know you meant to say that ovloppy won its okay to admit that :)
I took typing lessons in middle school
So I’m not mistyping
I said what I said
I win
You lose
Oh dont worry you don’t have to hide your mistakes behind delusion, you can just admit that I (ovloppy) am right!
hmm maybe we need to go back to middle school then :)
Is that direct towards yourself? It’s ok you don’t have to hide behind you delusions as well!
I thought the concussion was very minor, but it seems to have impacted your reading comprehension! That’s totally fine, middle school will help with that :)
By that logic you must’ve had a concussion as well.
Unfortunately I have not recklessly ran into a wall and have not given myself a concussion. That’s something only someone on the level of an onion could do!
That’s okay though, not everyone can be perfect like I am :)
Hmmm well you could’ve fooled me lol
Anyone could have fooled you! You are supposed to be in middle school, remember?
I got out of it awhile ago and they’ll have to drag me back there
Good thing I have two hands, a car, and a whole lot of rope!! You will finish your education dont stress!
YOU HSVE A CAR?!
not if you can’t find me
I HAVE A CAR NOT A LICENSE HAHHAHAHA
… lets rethink that one! What is my whole thing?
AHHHHHHHHHH
.. so you’re stalking a stalker?
Uhhh no im stalking you
Hmmmm not if I do it first
you would think with the decade-long common perception of tumblr as the “piss on the poor” website that maybe tumblr users would be somewhat cognizant of this tendency and make an actual effort to read what youre actually saying instead of responding to the argument that they made up in their head. but unfortunately many keep joking about pissing on the poor and just assuming its something other people do while theyre still doing it without an ounce of shame or self-awareness
WHAT YOU MEAN WE SWISS ON YHE DOOR?
how does one even “Swiss” on a door?
WHY ARE YOU INSILTIFN THE SWISS
THEIR DOORS ARE TOP TIER I WOILD KNOW
WHAT IS INSULIN THE TWIST
AND HIOW IS A CHORE ON A TOP SHELF?!
INSULIN IS NOT CHEAP SPECTRE WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOBODY THINKS THAT
CHER IS NOT IN TOP GUN SHES A SINGER
HOW CAN A CHAIR BE A GINGER DOES OT HSBE wig ON
omyfod. GINGER IS AN ESSENTIAL SPICE OKAY WE ALL NEED SPICE IN OUR LIVES
WHY ARE UOU CALLING ME A SPICE
AND HOW AM I ESSENTIAL ANYWAY?!
OMG SPICE GIRLS MENTION!!! YES THE SPICE GIRLS ARE THE BEST AND MOST ESSENTIAL PART OD MY LIFE
THE PRICE IS RIGHT??!
HOW DARE YOU SAY ITS THE WORST
while it is a mid show, still how could you
WHAT ARE UOU SAYINF
THE PRICE IS NEVER RIGHT
ESPECIALLY NOT FOR ONIONS LIKE THEY ARE TOOO EXPENSIVE FOR THE AVERAGE CHILD
WHAT DO MEAN THE AVERAGE OLD PERSON CANT AFFORD AN ONION SUPSCRIPTION
also they have a supscriotion?
YOUTUBE IS SUPERIOR TO DISNEY ANYWYAS I DONT SEE WHY MARRIED COUPLES ARE FLOCKING TO BUY STREAMINF SUBSCRIPTION
YEA THEY DO BECAUSE THE ECONOMY IS DOIFN GREAT
WDYM THAT DIVORCED COUPLES ATE TRYING YO BUY FLAMINGOS?!
THE MARKET FIR EXCOTIC BURDS IS IN FIRE
COUPLES THERAPISTS WILL FIND A NEW MARKET IN FLORIDA CONSIDERING THE DUMPSTER FIRE THAT IS DIVORCE RATES BETWEEN FLAMINGOS
THE BIRDS ARE KILLING EACH OTHER?!
AND THE BIRD THERAPISTS ARE ENCOURAGEING IT??
WHAT IN THE HOLY DUMSTPER FIRE BATMAN
OMG SUPERBAT BUT THEY ARE FLAMINGOS??? I SUPPORT
YES I KNOW THERAPISTS DO BELONG IN DUMPSTERS
BATMAN IS DOING WHAT WITH A FLAMINGO?!
HE’S MAKING THEM HIS JEXT ROBINS?!
WHY DO JESTERS GO IN THE TRASH CAN?!
Omyfod spectre thats scandalous!!
what do you mean robin and batman are dating??? Thats crazy
King Arthurs jester was not named “trash can”, his name was old man jeffrey!
What do you mean that the flash is dating the sun? How is that even possible
The king was named Arthur Jester? And he lived in a trash can with his husband named John Jefferey?
The speed of light is the fastest speed anything can take! So flash could reach the sun in 8 minutes!
OOOOH DONT BE A HOMOPHOBIC JESTER :/
THE SUN IS 8 MINUTES OLD?
I thought it was older
A HOMOPHONE OF JESTER IS POTATO?
Im not a newborn ive been alive for 5.83416e7 minutes!!!
The Irish potato famine was a crazy thing for irish people to experienxe wow
You’re 50000 years old?! And you’re still that short?
You’re glad the Irish lost their potato privilege?! How dareth thee say such a thing.
UHMMM ACTUALLY THE AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR A WOMAN IN AMERICA IS 5feet 4 inches
AND TIS NOT MY FIALT KM FIVE FOOT OKAY HMMMMMPH
HAHAH POTATO BLIGHT IS A BLIGHT AND A DISEASE what else is synonym for blight
WOMEN ARE 54 FEET TALL IN THE US?!
AND YOURE IBLY 10FT?!
THE SUN IS A POTATO?!
NO MEN ARE 100 feet!!!!
THE POTATO GOD IS NOT THE SAME AS THE SUN GOD THEY ARE BOTH GODS BUT ONE IS YELLOW
THE PENGUINS ARE 10000000ft TALL?!
WHAT ABOUT YELLOW POTATOS?!
Don’t you know the good potato’s are green and moldy?
Yes vampires are like penguins!! Just look at color scheme!!
golden potatoes grow in italy! They reject the colonization of mold so they form theor own subspecies!
The vampires are in love with penguins?
That is so weird.
Golden potatoes took over the entire continent of Italy to bring it back to a pre-colonial time?
Vampire laws are different than our laws so they can do cannibalism but penguins can’t
preclinical Italy is a disaster because they don’t have hospitals
Vampires at their penguin spouses?
All the hospitals just disappeared in Europe? What are they going to do
Lamps are indeed penguins unfortunately, qhwre did you think all of your fish went!?
Penicillin is back! It qas not made in Italy
THEYRE PUTTING PENICILS IN ITALIANS?!
The Giant lamps stole all the fish and murfered all the penguins l
ITALIANS ARE ENGAGINF IN SODOMY?? Well ill be darned
HOMICIDE JN ANTARXTICA HAS BEXOME A HUGE PROBLEM
THE ITALIANS ARE DOJNG WHAT TO THE ENITRE CONINTENT OF EUROPE?!
WHY ARE NUKING THE ARTIC OCEAN?!
WORLD WAR THREE WITH ITALY TAKING CENTER STAGE??????????????????
THEIR FIRST ACTION IS TO PUKE ON THE ARCTIC???
Italy became a giant continent sized stage for a concert?
THE GREAT BIRD THAT THE WORLD RIDESS ON IS GOING TO PUKE ON THE AMERICAS?
UTOPIA IS A NEW CONTINENT??? Worries!
BIG BIRD FROM SESAME STREET IS A FLAT EARTHER ???
UTOPIA IS A CONDIMENT? What’s it taste like?
BIG BIRD WAS CRUSHED FLAT LIKE FLAT STANLRY AND IS NOW TRYING YO TAKE OVER THE EARTH?
UTOPIA OF THE SEAS IS EDIBLE? I thought it was a boat
OMYFOD FLAT STANLEY WAS CRUSHED BY A BULLETIN BOARD AGAIN???!!!!!?????
THE OCEAN IS MADE OF THE WEED
FLAT STANLY ID MICROSCOPIC STSNLY AND IS NOW TRYING TO RIP ATOMS APART?!
THE OCEAN IS MARIJUANA??? Wow I’m glad flat Stanley is branching out!! Good luck for him on his journey of becoming a nuclear physicist!
THE OCEAN IS ONE GIANT PIECE OF WEED?!
Flat Stanley is going to nuke the laws of physics?!
THE SEA IS MADE OF LEEKS ?????
Flat stanley created the laws of physics! He was really famous in thw 2100s!
Flat Stanley is part of the legislative branch?
YOURE SEEING LEEKS EVERYWHERE
ATE THEY RAINING FROM THE SKY?!
yes trees have branches, but they are not legislative! They are wooden.
OMG LEECHES???? NO DON’T SUCK MY BLOOD
Trees are a courthouse?!
THERES VAMPIRES, Where?!
THE TREES TOOK OVER OUR COURT SYSTEM!???!!
Omg someone has blood bags in their fridge and it’s not me! (It’s you)
THE BEES CONTRUCTED THEIR COURTS?
you’re selling blood on the black market?
AND YOURE STEALING MY BLOOD FOR IT
OMYGOD THE BEES ARE SO ADVANCED THEY HAVE ROYAL COURTS NOW???
Uhhhhhhhhhhh what?? WOWOW BLOOD IS GETTING STOLEN BY THE WET BANDITS???
THE BEES ARE ROBOTS RULED BY THE KING AND QUEEN PF ENGLAND???????????
THE BLOOD GOT SPILLT ALL OVER THR ROBBERS?
smells metallic
THE KING OF DENMARK IS A ROBOT?????
Wow the robbers are bathing in blood? That sure sounds horrifying
THE ROBOTIC KINF ID LAYING SEIGE TO DENMARK?
the robbers haven’t bathed in a week?
gross.
Danish robots have kinks now? Tech really advanced fast
yeah the bandits are eating bath tubs now :/
The king made robots that see kinky?
I’m not going to touch that
The bath tubs are eating people?
Ohh the robots have really curly hair i get it
CAN’T TOUCH THIS DO DO DO DO DO
So bubble baths now require human sacrifice if i understand what you have said
The robots are gingers?
*explosion*
Bubbles are parasites that eat people?
Idk why people said the Irish are gingers, i have only ever seen Scottish people with red hair
noiooo bubble guppies why are they evil??
DID YOY SAY THAT IRISH AND SCOTTISH ARE THR SAME?!
that my friend is how you start a fight
Fish are taking over the world?
Uhhhh the whole of Europe is the same?? Is one country i thought we all know this
The seafood diet is taking over the world!! Haha seefood diet get it
We’re in the planet of Europa??????
The sea of food is consumer of thr planet?
Yes!! The planet of UEFA Europa league (what is this)
Sea of glucose means diabetes
WE’RE BEING INVADED BY ALIENS
AHHHHHHHHH
the sea is giving us diabetes?
OMYFOD BAHRAIN DECLARED WAR ON THE UNITED STATES?!!!??
The great molasses flood is back
MOLASSES DECLARED WAR ON THR US?!
MY GLASSES ARE IN THE USSR?????
YOUR GLASSES ARE COMMUNIST?!
The commies are spying on us with spy glasses???????
THE GLASSES ARE SPIES FOR EXTRATERRESTRIALS?!
meta ai is in my glasses?? Mark Zuckerberg???
zuckerberg himself is in your glasses?
What is he a ghost?
my friend you are the only ghost here
NOOO I’M BEING CONTROLLED BY MATH ZUCKERBERG
IS TBAT A THREAT?!
ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ME?!
Jokes on you I want to die
zuckerberg is in meth?
Ahah what. Sorry spectre I’m half asleep but open to talk
OK BACK TO THE BIT
OMG METH AND OTHER WHITE CRYSTALS were found in meta offices??
Ahahaha don’t worry about it
I’m ok
BACK GO THR BIT
Walter white is cooking meth at meta hq? Is this where they get their money from?
WHERE’S WALDO IS A METH COOK???
WALUGI IS COOLIMG math
OH YEAH I’M SO PROUD OF HIM HE IS ACING EVERY MATH COMPETION
THEY HAVR A METH COMPETITION?!
AND HES AN ACE PILOT!!!
Wow you really are hung up on the meth
OH WOW IS THAT BATMAN’S DOG 🐕
BATMAN IS A DOG?!
so wouldn’t he be dog man?
Batman works like a dog, day and night??
he really is the man
Batman is a dog?
He is that great
you did a ⭕️!
he’s an ape?? More like apeman amiright
Hehe circles
He has a pet monkey?
Is monkbat? Batkey?
DORA THE EXPLORER AND HER TRUSTY PET MONKEY, BOOTS!!!
DORA HAS A PAIR OF SENTIENT BOOTS NAMED MONKEY?!
She has a pair of WHAT attaches to her monkey???
SHE ATTACKS HER MONKEY?!
NOOO SHE FRACKS HER MONEY????
SHE PACKS HER MOON AWAY INTO A WAY TO SMALL OF A CAGE?!
THE MOON IS SISTERS WITH A CAGE??
THE MONKEY HAS A SISTER?!
AND ITS A SENTIENT PIECE KF CAKE?!
MY SISTER IS A MONK?? AND SHE EATS CAKE EVERYDAY INSTEAD OF LEAVING BEHIND EARTHLY ATTACHMENTS
YOURE SISTER IS LEABING THE EARTH FOR SPACE??
lucky I want to go to space
OMYGOD SHES LEAFING THE EARTH? What is that
SHES TURNONF THE EARTH INTO A GIANT LEAF??!
FLAT EARTHERS ARE GOING TO BECOME WORMS??
THE WORMS ARE BECOMING SQUISHED FLAT??
NOT THE POOR WORMS
Nooo the rain caused them all to come out of the earth so they got squished????
ITS RAINING
I thought the worms liked the rain? Why would it kill them
The acid rain kills raisins
The raisins are on acid?
the raisins are on shrooms???
Raisins are made from mushrooms?
I thought they were made from grapes
Grapes are now getting into wine tasting instead of graduating to go to raisins college
The grapes are dropping out of College? But what about their future!
Noooo the grapes are dropping the ball!!! How will thry ever make it past playoffs??
The grapes are building a ball shaped rocket ship?!
And they’re dropping it into the sea?!
THAY WONT WORK RHO
submarines keep out pressure while space ships keep it in
ITLL IMplode
the grapes ARE IN A HOT AIR BALLOON?! NOOO THE HEAT SHIELD WONT WORK EITHER .///// these grapes are stupid
THE GRAPES ARE BUILDING A WORLD ENDING BALLOON?!
AND THEIR USIJG NAPLAM AS GHR HEAT SOURCE
it’s going to explode
OMYGOD THE GRAPES ARE GOIFN TO NAPLES TO EAT PIZZA COOKED WITH NAPALM!???
Yes definitely
THE GRAPES ARE EATING PIZZA WITH WINE
THATS CANABILISM
PIZZA WITH WINE IS AN ALCOHOLIC
YOU ARE A CANOLI
PIZZA IS MADE WITH
VODKA
IM
In a cannon
VODKA IS PIZZA FLAVORED
YOU ARE FLAVORED PIZZA
I TASTE LIKE VODKA
AHHHHHHHHHH
VODKA IS TASTE
HHHHHHHHHHHA
THE SUM IS TASTE?!
Hhahaahahahahah
YOU TASTE THE SUN
Hoooooohophogooog
THE SUN IS IN THE MOON
Hahajfirnfkifhekjtnfkskektjfkskfkjtmf
THEY STOLE THE MOON
Like that guy from that one movie with the banana loving short people
Hmmm maybe. That is a very good question lol
NEXT WE ARE GOING TO STEAL… pause for effect… THE MOON!!!!!!!
WE GOING TO STEEL CAP COON
What did that even mean
STEEL CAPTAIN CRUNCH
Breaks your teeth
STEAL FOR GENERAL BUNCH?
STEEL FOR BRUNCH!!!
WE’RE STEALING LUNCH?
How could we
But also sounds fun lol
LUNCH STOLE ME NOOO
I like lunch
YOU KIDNAPPED THE LUNACHABLE MAN
thats impossible because
I AM THE LUNCHABLE WOMAN
YOURR A SENTIENT LUNCHBKE
I AM THE SOUTHERN LATKE
YOURE A LAKE IN YHE SOUTH?
I AM THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
YOURE FROM SCOTLAND
that’s so cool
Uh i like guiness and alcohol and also being drunk i think and Dublin
Isn’t that Irish stuff?
Anyway back to the bit that shall never end
YOU THUNK IRISH AND SCOTTISH ARE THE SAME
those are fighting words
Lol that was the point
I BELIEVE THE FRENCH AND ENGLISH ARE THE SAME
YOURE FRENCH
That’s so weird
yeah i laugh like this: honhonhon escargot hon honhon
YOU ARE SPANISH!????
You a snail? Weird
IM FROM THE SPANISH COLONLY OF NEW MEXICO
you are A SLUG HOOOHOOOHOOOO
YOU ARE FROM NEW ORLEANS??
YOUEE A ELDRTICH FRENCH SNAIL SLUG HYBRID
IL FROM THE SMALL COUNTRY TOWN OF ORLANDO
uhm did i just get insulted IM PUREBRED OKAY
YOU ATE ORLANDO BLOOM??
YOURE A PURE BIRD?!
I AT THE BLOOM OF THE GREAT ORANGE TREE
I AM ACTUALLY PURE BREAD HAHAHA
How did it taste
YOU MADE OF MONEY
firey
money doesn’t grow on tree’s
Trees are parasites that latch on to trees and that’s how they get their color?
MONEY IS A PARASITE???
a parasite is made of gold and silver
Wow i think you mean thats paradise
and im queen isabella fr
YOURE A QUEEN?
AND YOU RULE OVER THE ANCIENT PARADISE OF GREGVILLE
YOU ARE A QUEEN
I AM GREG
IM THE QUEEN OF NEW ZEALAND
YOURE JIM
Hey Jim I’m dad
Did you know i think you died
*gasp* YOUDE MU GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER
I am a ghost?! I guess the name fits now
HOOHOO I’M ABOUT TO BE GREAT!!???
Yeah you were always fitting your clothes idk why you disagree
YOURE A DISGRACED MEMEBER OF THR ROYAL FAMILY OF POTATOVILLE
I don’t fit in my clothes?
Did you shrink me or something
I’M A POTATO QUEEN
Uhhh i had a shrimp once (this is a lie)
YOURE A WALKING TALKING POTATO
ur a shrimp too
(I like shrimp)
UH NO I’M ACTUALLY NOT STARCHY
And I’m not shrimpy
YOU ARE A MOVIE STAR?
I AM A DISCO DANCER ddododo
YOU DANCED WHEN DISCO FIRST BECAME POPULAR
Old
I’M A REALLY GOOD DISCO OK
AND I’LL NOT ACCEPT YOU CALLING ME MOLDY
YOU ARE MOLDY
YOURE RHE HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF DISCO?!
How dare thee say that I am bold. I am ittalics
I AM A HUMAN BODY
Whattr you are an italian bald man????? I have been catfished
UR A NERVOUS SYSTEM?!
I m mario?
What did you think I look like?
IM A CONFIDENT PERSON
No you are luigi
You are a short sausage made of pork
YOU ARE A MOLE for THE COPS AND YOURE HELPKNG TAKE DOWN THE (insert ur state here) MAFIA
I AM GAY BOWSER
I- I am a pig?
I AM A COP
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM A NAKED MOLE RAT???? WOW IM RATTING OUT THE CANADIAN MAFIA BOSS
Uh no you are a cop’s possession.
AHHH YOURE A MOUSE??? EW UR CANADIAN
IM A GHOST POSSESSING A COP
im NOT MADE OF MAPLE SYRUP GUYS STOP COMINF FOR ME
Eww cop ghost i bet you cant even possess a car
YOU KIDNAPPED THE GREAT MAPLE TREE AND ARE NOW HOLDIKG IT HOSTAGE?!
HOW COULD YOY
I can drive a car, I have my full license
I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A TREE save me
Fhdhfhffhhf shhhh we dont use that word around here
THE TREE HASNT TAKEN YIU HOSTSGE BECAUSE YOU MURDERED ITS MOTHER
What word?
IM A TREE MURDEREE AND THE LORAX IS COMING TO GET ME
License
YOURE BEST FRINDS WITH THR LORAX AND YOURE HUNTING TREE MURDERERS?!
do you not have yours?
HAHA PLOT TWIST
I AM THE LORAX
Now everything makes sense doesnt it
moving to tags
YOURE TINY MAN WHO LIVES KN A IN A TREE?!
IM A MINI FRIDGE YES
YOURE A MINI COOPER?!
YOU ARE A COOPER THAT IS YOUR NAME NOW
IM A OIECE OF COPPER?!
YOU ARE IRON DEFICIENT????
IM MADE OF STEEL?
IRON MAN IN RElAL LIFE?????!
THE IRON IS STSRTING AN UPRISING AGAINST us?!
WE Have to put up rice made of iron?
Wayne Enterprise is making iron made of rice?
BRUCE WAYNE IS AN IRON?
BRUCE WAYNE JS TONY STSRK
Batman is a steak
HES A SHARK
batdgsfk
OmMYGODV THERE’SA SHARK IN THE WATER WHAT EVERYONE PANIC
AHHHHBBB
TheRES A SHARK TORNADO
hehe
sharknado
THE SHARKS ARE IN NEW YORK??? Wait that might be a low flying plane honestly
TGE HERMITS ARE TALKING IVER WISCONSIN
Kermit in Wisconsin???? Cheese is the only thing i know about that place
Kermit is using to cheese to lay seige to Wisconsin?!
CHEESE IS ATTACKING WISCONSIN FOR FROG LEGS?
WisCONSIN IS RISIMG FROM THE EARTH ON FROG LEGD TO EAT ALL THE CHEESE
YOU SPROUTED FROG LEGS TO KICK WHEELS OF CHEESE DOWN A HILL??
I a frog made of cheese?!
Actually frogs are allergic to cheese. Don’t be insensitive.
FROGS ARE LACOTSE INTOLERABLE
FROGS ARE ENEMIES WIRH MILK???
FROGS ARE LOVERS WITB MILK
LOVERS ARE DRINKING FROG MILK?
THE SENTIENT MILK IS PUTTING FROGS IN A LOVE POTION
LOVE IS ALIVE AND EATS BOGS???
LICE IS ATTACKING EVERYONE AND EATING BOOTS?!
NOOOO BOOTS I WILL MISS YOU
YOU WERE THE BEST PART OF DORA THE WXPLORER
I CANNOT BELIEVE THE PRICE OF STREAMING DID THAT TO THE SHOW
YOU LOST YOUR SHOES?!
AND THEY WERE REALY EXPENSIVE
YES >:( MY SHOWS WERE PRETTY CHEAP BUT I LOVED THEM
come back to meee
They stole your bow?
How will I be cupid now :(((((
YOU HAVE WINGS?!
that’s so cool
Wait does that mean you’re short too?
I AM A FLY
bzzbzz
(Uhhhhhhhh haha maybe)
YOU REALLY REALLY SHORT?!
(Haha what are you like 4’ 8”?)
IM A PAIR OF SHORTS OF COURSE
YOUR A TOMATO
where was the connection therelol
I AM MADE OF A TON OF TOES
I have no idea anymore lol
YOURE HSVR A CAN OF GIANT POTATOS THE SIZE OF VENUS, ITANY
I AM THE POTATO THEY DROP ON NEW YEARS IN IDAHO
NO ITALIAND HERE WE BOYCOTT
THE GREAT POTATO BOMB WAS DROPPED ON IDAHO TO ERADICATE THE POTATOS
OMYGOD TBE GOAT HAS BEEN BOMBED??? OT WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT THE POTATOES
THE GOAT HAS BEEN COOKED?!
the poor goat it was so smart
NOO MY GOUT IS COOKED
NOOOOOO
THE TROUT IS BEING DECKED
the poor fish
NOOO THE DECK GOT PAINTED WITH TROUT?
my poor deck
THE CARDS GOT PAINTED AND TURNED JNTO UNO
the poor perfectly good deck
NO NOT MY ACE OF SPADES WHY IS IT RED
my poor spade
THEY MADE IT PINK
red is such a much better color
TED ED IS NOT PINK IT’S REDS
THEY POURED SPRINKLES ON TED
TED IS POURED???? What is he a liquid or sometninf
THEY MELTED THE TENENSSE EDUCATION DEPARTMENT
ARE YOU TENNESSEE BECAUSE YOURE THE ONLY TEN I SEE
no education required for that one lol
YOURE SEEING MULTIPLE TEMNESSEEs?!
That’s not good Ovloppy
I must be seeing double because every time I look at you I see twice the beauty
YOU MULTIPLE BEASTS FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST?!
well I prob look like him so that’s fair
YOU ARE A BEARD??? NOOOOOOOO
I HAVE A BEARD?! AHHHHHHHHH I HATE FACIAL HAIR
LEPRECHAUN?????!!? OMG THATS A SCARY CREATURE LEAVE ME ALONE
THE SCOTTISH ARE HERE?! AHHHHH THEYRE GOING TO TAKE ALL THE GUNINESS
SCOOTERS?!! THEY ARE GOIJG TO TAKE THE GUINNESS WOELD RECORD????
THE BARTENDER KS TRUING TO TWKE OVER ALL THE BARS
YOUR CHICKEN IS TENDER??? Why are you tenderizing a live chicken
TGE CHICKEN JS EATING A CHICKEN TENDER?!
THE CHICKEN IS A CANNIBAL ELMO????
ELMO ID ATTACKING TBE MUPPETS
WELMO IS ATTACHING THE MUPPETS??
VELMA IS ATTAXHING THE MUPPETS TO A TRUMPET?!
VELCRO IS A TRUMPET FOR THE MONKS
THE CROWS ARE DROPPING TRUMPETS ON MONKS
THE CROWS ARE POOPING TURRETS ON THE BANK???
THE CROWS ARE ROBBING A BANK?!
THE CROWS ARE LOBBING BANKS AT EACH OTHER WATCH OUT
THE RAVENS ARE CHUCKING BIRDS
THR RAVENS?? MORE LIKE THE RAVE-INS AMIRIGHT
That was so bad
THE RAVENS ARE THROWING A RAVE?
OHHHH I THREW THE KNAVE WHOOPS
YOU THREW A RAVEN OUT A WINDOW?
YOU THREW A WINDOW INTO A RAVEN??! ANIMAL CRUELTY!!
YOU THROW A WINDOW OUT OF A WINDOW?!
Old English is for nerds
Also that interesting lol
YOU WINDOWED A WIDOW WITH THE WINDOWS PC?!?
I MADE A WIDOWER OF A COMPUTER?!
YOU ARE A WIDOWER!???? Noo did your partner die :(
I AM A SPIDER?!
OMG BLACK WIDOW THE SUPERHERO!!!??? CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH PLEASE
I AM A SUPERHERO?!
I HOPE IM SPIDER-MAN LOL
He’s so cool
SPIDER MAN?? MORE LIKE SPIDER DAMN HE CAN JUMP HIGH
SPIDER MAH IS LIKE SUPERMWN??
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH SUPERMAN
THE NINJAS ARE CREATING A TURTLE SUPERMAN?!
NUNCHUCKS ARE TURTLE SUPERMEN
CHUCK NORRIS IS TRAINING THE TURTLES AMD SUPERMAN?!
BORIS JOHNSON IS A SUPER TURTLE??!?!!
THE RUSSIANS ARE MAKING SUPER TORTISES?!
COLD WAR NUMBER TWO??!!??!!!!
THE COLD IS WAGING WAR AGANIST THE HEAT?!
Good I hope it wins
IM WAGING WAR AGAINST THE COLD?? I will win
TGE COLD IS BEATING YOU
Hahaha
THE HEAT IS LITERALLY BEATING YOUR ASS
THE COLD IS HUGGING ME?!
YEAH BECAUSE THE COLD IS SCARED
ITS HIDING BEHIND YOU TO SAVE ITSELF FROM THE HEAT’S (rightful) WRATH
YOU SCARRED THE COLD
It is perfectly innocent, how dare you.
WAIT THIS ISNT LIKE A STOCK PHOTO???? YOU MADE THIS??????)? HOLY PEAK
THE FUCK?
ITS BEAUTIFUL
IT'S ACCEPTABLE AT BEST BUT THANKS
NO
IS BEATIFUL
MAYBE IN SOME WORLD
IN THIS ONE
I N T H I S O N E
I DUNNOOOOOOOO I WOULDN'T SAY SOOO °^°
WELL YOU ARE WRONG
I'M ALWAYS WRONG BUT NOT THIS TIME
YES YOU ARE WRONG
IT IS BEAUTIFUL
"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.
in all of my favorite ships there is a character that is HEAVILY infantalized by the fandom and that bothers me. Castiel. Evan Buckley. Wylan Van Eck. why are we doing this guys
Wylan may be a sweet little sweetheart
But he is also one of the best explosive experts in the Ketterdam and protege to Kaz
And Castiel (my beloved) in an Angel of the Lord
“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.
op i have some bad news for you about another andrew lloyd webber musical
I didn’t want this to be the way I learned about starlight express but here we are
Five hundred notes and the mod will start a satan-offical protection squad community.
@not-offical-offical , @yearning--offical , thoughts?
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