spellshite:

While I might have said I like older men, I one-hundred-percent NEVER meant “slimy 50-something dude who see me as a cute girl who looks 20 while being over 30”

I think I need soon the “fake partners” trope irl to keep losers like this one away ahfjfjfj

eternalfarnham:

avalonjoan:

Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck

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“I’ve managed to resist my cannibalistic instincts and refrain from devouring my wife, but I don’t know how much more I can take. Perhaps looking at my neighbor’s beautiful, blossoming tree will ground me…”

While I might have said I like older men, I one-hundred-percent NEVER meant “slimy 50-something dude who see me as a cute girl who looks 20 while being over 30”

unbeeliever:

inneskeeper:

hamtarokratom:

pixiexbites:

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minotaur costumes from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

I had an unsavory thought that I won’t share

I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach

I wish c.s.lewis could see that comment

paranormal-taters:

paranormal-taters:

“i feel besquintled”, said no one ever. because that’s not a word.

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okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

Not escaping vampire allegations (??). Customers at work told me they were 100% sure I was 20 and where flabbergasted when I told them that atchually I am 32.

theshitpostcalligrapher:

calligraphy written on a white card on a brown background. In tan, then dark red, then tan again ink, it reads "I am full of hotdogs and a not inconsiderable amount of regret"ALT
calligraphy written on a white card on a brown background. In pink ink, it reads "Hot dog water is the opposite of holy water"ALT
calligraphy written on a white card on a brown background. In tan ink, it reads "Sun's out buns out" with an illustration of a hot dog in the same inkALT
calligraphy written on a white card on a brown background. In red ink, it reads "Performance enhancing drugs... like ibuprofen"ALT
calligraphy written on a white card on a brown background. In green ink, it reads "Don't be the Warrior of Light who made a mammet cry"ALT
calligraphy written on a white card on a brown background. In red ink, it reads "Use your FUCKING turn signal"ALT
calligraphy written on a white card on a brown background. In magenta ink, it reads "Assigned Male By Parking Attendant"ALT
calligraphy written on a white card on a brown background. In gold ink, it reads "If in doubt, blame Jason"ALT
calligraphy written on a white card on a brown background. In blue, then pink, then blue ink, it reads "trans Prime Directive does not forbid to apply a hint with a sledgehammer"ALT
calligraphy written on a white card on a brown background. In tan ink, it reads "What flavor do you want your wardrobe?"ALT

cards folks paid/redeemed for this week’s stream! I’m live every sunday at 3pm est on twitch.tv/miathecalligrapher

IDs are in the images, they’ve been requested by, in order:

@adhdlion (first four)
@ghostchilismoothie
@diskingoferebor
@claradwor
@ebonydraygon
@ozziescribbler
@threezoz

mushbeast:

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its ok to be a weird little guy :)

moonkitty:

24985uhjnetfoiuswhiejnklmpfos0:

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

notthegrouch:

mentalhealthmemez:

anarchistmemecollective:

jasminesapphires:

“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

meme of a person looking extremely excited and surprised with caption "vincent van gogh?"
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“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” 

- Vincent van Gogh