so make it

Cunt

I need it so badly

Faces in coffee.

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

ALT

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

this is surprisingly useful actually

stop wasting space and add another

tres ibuprofenitos

¿En este economía?

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

Honestly, I feel like I'm old and mature enough these days that I don't need to know what the kids' new funny number is supposed to mean. Hell, when I was a child, I wasn't well-read enough to understand why 42 was a funny number, and I just shrugged and moved on. And, as we all remember from our multiplication tables, 42 is just six se

*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*

There’s actually a lot of history regarding the development writing systems and why there are different visual representations of numerals,

but the short answer is: it’s regional, and you probably picked up how to make your numbers look based on your parents or your primary school teachers

I do it out of spite because in grade school a kids detective story identified the culprit by saying NO American wrote their sevens with a line and I thought that was super flimsy evidence and it made me so mad I started putting a line through my sevens so the fictional detective would be wrong and then kept doing it for several decades since.

Yeah I think I do it in part because we were told not to in primary school once, on the grounds that “we’re not French”.

Also because I prefer how it looks and it makes it easier to distinguish it from a 1

I wrote then without the dash until 2004, when I went to field school for the first time, and site protocol was to cross your 7s, so I started and never stopped.

I cross my zeds for lols.

in some countries it’s normal to handwrite a number 1 with the serif. people who serif their 1s often draw the serifs very long, sometimes to the point that the 1 almost looks like an inverted V.

anyway the 1 with long serif looks a lot like a 7 so people who do the serif 1 generally also do a dashed 7. this is extremely helpful when you’re trying to transcribe someone’s handwritten phone number as the dashed 7 doesn’t look like any other number.

but yeah to my understanding this is just a normal thing outside the Anglosphere.

My 1’s looked like 7’s and then I had my first year of French and went, “Oh look, there’s an easy fix for that!” and never looked back.

when I worked at walmart electronics they had a logbook for tracking all the high value items (laptops, sound bars, stuff like that)

With multiple people handwriting in the same document you HAVE TO dash your 7s and 0s or it turns into a big confusing headache

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

- Sun Wukong

Merry Nothing, to those who don't 👍