More Star Wars as text posts because I was bored ✨

part 1 / part 3

Okay so a headcanon that Peter does those food challenges, if you finish the big food you get it for free, first bc he is broke most of the time, and bc he has a big metabolism.

Imagine all restaurants have his face on the wall and Tony goes out with Rhodey for lunch or something and he sees Peter's face on the wall, that would be so funny.

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Peter comes to the tower with a baby strapped to his chest

Tony: Who did you get pregnant.

Peter: I'm just babysitting Mr. Stark! It's MJ's niece :)

Tony: This is a strategy, isn't it? Is this how people give safe sex talks nowadays?

Peter: Her family isn't trying to scare me, they're trying to PAY me. MJ refused and so I volunteered. She likes to go on walks so I thought I'd let her visit the Avengers!

Wanda: Oh my goodness look at those chubby cheeks! I could just eat you up

Natasha: I don't think this is the safest environment for a child

Steve: Aw how precious, can I hold her?

Peter: Sure!

*Wanda, Steve, and Clint cooing and playing with her tiny fingers*

Tony: This is dangerous. She's already disarmed the strongest superheroes in the world

Natasha: And Clint

Tony: Exactly. We need to get rid of it

Peter: Her.

Tony: That's what I said

Peter: Well I was only stopping by, I just thought everyone liked babies. Let's go little lady!

The Avengers all groan and whine as Peter puts her back in the carrier, gently bouncing her and talking to her sweetly as he leaves

*30 minutes later in Tony's workshop*

Tony: Did you see her little feet?

Natasha: Oh my gosh those toes, I now completely understand why the piggy went to the market

Tony: FRIDAY zoom in, zoom in. Look! Dimples!

Both: Awwww

Clint: Ahem

The pair spin around, Tony quickly swiping away the footage of the baby in the tower earlier

Clint: Well well well. Big talk for a couple of Avengers with baby fever

Natasha: I'll remove any chance of you ever having any future children if you tell anyone

Clint: And that's my cue to leave. Shutting up now!

Im back with more ive been dying at work but here I am

Peter does the Hamilton trend but instead of Hamilton, he is dressed up as Tony Stark.

The video would start with Peter as Tony trying to get out of the window, andMJ with a red wig, and a business suit, shows up, you could easily tell she dressed up as Pepper potts

"Alexander come back to sleep," MJ dressed as Pepper said.

Peter made a face like he had been caught "I have an early meeting out of town"

"It's still dark outside" MJ said acting fed up.

"I know, i just need to write something dwon" Peter made a writing motion in the air

"Why do you write like you're running out of time"

"Shhhhhhhh" Peter put his index finger in front of his mouth, in shoshing manner.

"Come back to bed that would be enough," MJ said while pointing to the other direction

"I'll be back before you know I'm gone," Peter said putting on an awkward smile

"Come back to-" MJ didn't finish singing with song because Peter fell from the window and she rushed to the window trying to reach him.

The video ended after MJ picked up the phone.

Under the video Tony Stark is mentioned about five times, the video blows up of course, for one reason, because Tony Stark responds to it.

YouKnowWhoI'm: Kid what the fuck.

PbP&mj: sorry not sorry

@roanokezephyr "Peter makes comments that make the team think he's starving is actually a baller fic idea"

I'll take it one step further, Peter unintentionally makes all the Avengers (minus Tony) think he's a starving homeless orphan, and they're all very protective and trying to get him help/understand his situation, meanwhile Peter just thinks they're really nice people buying him new shoes and lunch.

"Tony, where'd you find the kid?"

"On the street in his pajamas, it was ridiculous. Had to get him a whole new outfit"

Tony does NOT help with this assumption, because they assume he rescued this poor child off the street (and not discovered Spider-Man in a YouTube video). Also dealer's choice of whether or not there's identity porn shenanigans as well, because they could think Peter is just Tony's intern which makes everything even more suspicious.

"Peter you're covered in bruises!?"

"Yeah I had a rough night, street was pretty bad last night."

"Kid why are your clothes all torn up?"

"Robbery. Didn't have time to change so they got my school clothes and backpack ripped up. This is my 3rd backpack this month I don't know what I'm gonna do..."

Peter thinks Mr. Stark told them he's Spider-Man, but the Avengers just think this poor child is getting robbed and assaulted in shelters and in bad neighbourhoods.

They buy him new clothes and backpacks which he's grateful for because he's embarrassed asking May for them.

"Where are your parents Peter?"

"Oh they died a while ago. It's fine I've adapted."

His parents are dead, but the Avengers don't realize he has an Aunt and think he's an orphan who escaped the foster system to stay on the street, because he keeps turning down offers to stay at the tower.

"Peter we have a great guest room, you could stay however long you want."

"Mr. Stark tried to get me to move in too, but I'd rather just stick to being street-level."

Peter thinks they mean move in to be an Avenger, Avengers think he means he prefers being homeless/is scared of help.

"This really nice lady bought me a churro, best day ever!"

Oh god, this kid eats so little that a churro makes his day? (Peter just likes churros)

"Thanks for the burger! I've only had free school lunch today"

We need to buy this child dinner everyday he can't keep skipping meals. (Peter just patrolled after school and didn't have a chance to eat before coming to the tower)

*stomach growls* "Sorry, I get hungry a lot"

Sneak granola bars and apples into his bag, sneak a mini fridge into there !!! (Peter just has a fast metabolism due to his powers so eats meals more frequently)

Tony does the parents texting thing

Tony: They are coming be ready.

Peter: WHO'S THEY!!!?

And it's just pizza Tony ordered for Peter

Or

Tony: Grab your things, quick.

Peter: what? Why???? What things???

And it's just Happy coming to pick him up from the apartment.

Or

Tony: i don't know how long we have

Peter: FOR WHAT???

Peter: WHAT'S HAPPENING?! TONY ANSWER ME!!

And he just meant their lab time before the meeting.

Tony: I'm buying you a Rolex

Peter: What, why! That's way too excessive

Tony: You need a proper watch

Peter: I have a proper watch *shows off children's Spider-Man watch*

Tony: That is not a watch, that's an embarrassment

Peter: Just wait till you see this—*presses button so it flashes coloured lights* bet your dumb Rolex can't do that

Tony: It can't, and if it did I'd return it

Peter: Sounds like you've never been kidnapped in the dark with nothing but this bad boy to try and pick the lock with. And those suckers said it was too worthless to take, pft

Tony: ...Why do you create more problems for me every time we have a conversation?

Peter after his team wins decathlon: We won, Mr. Stark.

Tony: *intense deja vu*

Tony: Never word that sentence that way again.

Peter: *confuzzled as to why Tony's gripping the table so hard that his knuckles are white* ????

I think more people need to see this

Website- ao3, fic- Who thought this was a good idea? , author- Ungrateful_Sneeze

It also tastes like battery acid and is the most wonderful drink ever, aside from Dr Pepper

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"Frisbee-Boy" is crazy

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Hc Peter abuses the fact that he knows Tony stark, a billionaire, but not in the “give me a million dollars” or “haha I know Tony stark” way. More in a “get him to pay injured victims hospital bills” way like

And Tony just pays all of them cuz he can’t say no when Peter asks him to do something and Peter’s good at saving people so civilians rarely get seriously hurt, so Tony can afford to lose a couple thousand dollars every once in a while.

My wild theory that will be true until proven wrong

This is Jod Na Nawood

Played by Jude Law. This is a young Jude Law

And this is just a random Korkie Kryze.

In this essay I will…

Bear with me but I need to see something. For science

BONUS: Jude Law ft. a Beard

UH YOU GUYS??????????????????????????

Me with this theory:

I'm a biologist and I approve of this! it checks out!

Science

RIP to this theory (but I’m low-key going to keep believing until Dave Filoni himself enters my dreams Inception-Style and straight-up tells me “Jod is not Korkie Kenobi, you psycho”).

Rip to this theory, Jod is being a wild one and I don’t like Korkie to be like him lol

But hey, there is always an alternate universe where psycho like us can dream!

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