Pinned
Asher used to naturally have very tight curls at birth and unfortunately didn’t know how to care of it for his whole life until a very curly haired baabe came into it and studied almost religiously about how to take care of it so their mates hair wasn’t so frizzy and uncared for
Breaking down over something ‘big’ going differently in the end than they had imagined it in a “why didn’t you follow the specific concrete plan I had laid out in my head and never told you about” way while most other people would brush it off and try to fix it
Me 🤝 Lasko
ASHER I LOVE YOU COME HOME PLEASEEEEE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEE
COME HOME MY LOVE I BEG YOU, YOUR MAXS RUSTIC PIZZA WITH WINGS IS GETTING COLD PLEASE ASHER, THE CHILDREN (cats) MISS YOU ASHER PLEASE
ASHERRRRRRRRRRRRR COME HOMEEEEEEEEEE I NEED MY HUSBAND TO BOTHER ME WITH PILLOW FORTS AND HELP KEEP MY HEAD QUET WHEN IT GET TO LOUDDDDDDAUGHHH
Angel once was blown up by creepers so much in what was supposed to be a “quick and easy” Minecraft survival save they had to take a step back from the game for a good 3 months to not break their monitor/gaming setup
But of course it wasn’t before they physically got up, walked over to their pile of stuffed animals, and choked out a specific little creeper plush until its ‘neck’ was limp
To which, afterwards, they scurried off back into their chair, played in a different save file with creative mode on, and made a creeper farm just kill them all out of spite and quit only when they were watching the last one of those damned creepers die
vincent points to the sky lighting up with fireworks then whispers to lovely, “that’s you. that’s what you feel like. that’s what you do to me.”
NOW KISSSSS
i finished it !!
@shaethecrow @shenanigan42 @hdgepodgelovesfrogs @threeofakind-nowandforever @just-4-girl @lordelvensmelly @fraythet1red @azrafail @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @roseisgoat @inknpaper13 @winterinkspill @alex-fish-art @aviscerate @jasper-the-alien @spiked-collar @starlit-insomnia @angelfiedyaz @saphtwigg (YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER REDACTED MOOTS I CAN THINK OF. IF YOU HATE BEING @/ED PLZ TELL ME LMAO) @thatchaoticbookworm @himbosimpraccoon
@/ALL MOOTS GIVE THIS ATTENTION PLZ
Asher and Babe are so in tune with each other it makes me SICKKKKKK
Babe proposes to Asher? Whole time Asher had a ring and was waiting on the right time to propose to them
remember that audio when babe has insomnia cause of the summit and asher literally wakes up and immediately asks babe what’s wrong??? idc what ANYONE says that man SENSED what was wrong with Babe in his fucking sleep
and don’t forget about asher and his ‘mleh’ feeling when he was all like pizza and wings would make this better and it was already on the wayyyy
not only was it on the way but the food arrived like literally 2 1/2 minutes later and if you think about the optics of that Baaabe had already ordered the pizza AND had to have ordered the food at the beginning of the audio when he tOLD THEM HOW HE WAS FEEELINGGGGG
RAHHHH I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM
my birthday is today i’m wishing for a relationship like their’s y’all wish me luck 🤞
Dear Santa
Poly!damn is adorable and I love it oh so much, but I will always be returning to my roots unfortunately with the Shaw pack crew all being madly in love and yearning after after one another
