distantwave:

escuerzoresucitado:

(via azems-familiar)

explosionshark:

One of my favorite Miranda Lawson conversations from ME2 is when you’re in her room and you’re talking about her being genetically enhanced and she very casually drops like “oh yeah well basically it means that I can’t actually take credit for the things I excel at because my enhancements grant me huge advantages. Every single mistake and flaw I have is 100% owned by me though” and it all clicks because like OH! THAT’S WHY YOU’RE TERRIBLE! This is why you’re being such a huge ruthless bitch! You are trapped in a mental torture chamber you made for yourself!

And if you’re like me that’s also the point you realize she’s going to be one of your favorites

(via tokkishins)

kris29301:

could he act? no. but was his character good? also no. and were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. but did i enjoy his time on the show? again, no. but would i watch more of his character? also no

ALT

(via stoopidpoopid)

uraniumeater235:

tinkerbitch69:

MAKE THEM????

Me when the evil racists whos favorite activity is slavery and oppressing women are portrayed as such

(via commonwealthbankofmaccready)

writerxwren:

minubell:

AU where Sauron literally pours all of his cruelty and malice and will to dominate all life into the One Ring…

And then just fucking stares at at it for five seconds before dropping it on the ground and leaving because without all that stuff he’s Nice now.

Why does this sound like crackfic C.S. Lewis would write just to get back at Tolkien for disapproving of him putting a lamppost in Narnia

(via tehawkwardartist)

scarecrowbutch:

in times like these at least i have the character

(via tehawkwardartist)

lizardsexposed:

Shepard and garrus attempting a friends with benefits situation then catching feelings before they even hit the benefits is so iconic actually

(via mounted-archer)

gammaraydeath:

“garrus is the only ride or die on your crew” looking at you with big sad eyes because you forgot about ms karin chakwas

necro-om-nom-nomicon:

roolsilver:

timidsketch:

It’s still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone’s Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

If he didn’t want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

If he didn’t want it circulating in 2026 he should have sold better copper

(via thenerdy-1)

platonicritrole:

tepkunset:

*Floats traitorously on your dash*

Image description: a gif of Essek floating up and down against a white background. End image description.

byjove:

byjove:

byjove:

I need him so bad it’s unreal

is there a silly guy depot I can find this genre of man at

(via skellydun)

starrylitte:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

Each Benoit Blanc film takes place in a different season and classic murder mystery setting.

Knives Out: Autumn in a country house

Glass Onion: Summer on a private island

Wake up Dead Man: Spring in a small town

So the next film in the cycle needs to be set in winter on a mode of transportation.

The people yearn for Murder on the Orient Express

(via tehawkwardartist)

pinoruno:

i love this tweet

(via samwisegamgeeee)

thisisforeddie:

“came back wrong” but it’s from work

(via thebibliosphere)