*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

girl who totally isnt disabled: yeah i love cancelling its so nice for that intense dread that lasts for weeks leading up to an event i have to leave the house for to suddenly vanish

where is he i must see him

oh yes

the sprinkles. the use of the word "reclaimed". the implication that somebody made the "im a little guy and its my birthday" joke at a man so many times and he, instead of considering if he was doing something wrong, made a pride flag

it's the perfect image

really really obsessed with this gif lately because it can be used to express basically any emotion you need it to

what if i need to express carrying a fluffy white bunny rabbit through a parking garage.... can it do that.....?

you better believe it can brother

eating him

Pupies Dog is named Baby

Genuinely horrifying to me that "it is morally wrong for you to be alive" is a position so many trans women get fucking firehosed at them

"Oh, you were saved from a suicidal spiral by having your egg cracked? Maybe you should internalise a value system which says that's fundamentally immoral and you should decry it, I'm sure that won't have any impacts on you!"

world is mine

i am covetous of everything and everyone. what i cannot have i will destroy

Telling a tgirl she can be a girl is sexual harassment but pedojacketing a trans woman is moral and good

space opera setting where the Human Federation Character is having a hamburger with the hivegirl and is like "yeah I think it's so fucked up that you have creatures you just grow as biotechnology"

the hivegirl just looks at her and then infests her with the neural parasite (it's a kink thing)

So we made this lake for detecting neutrinos and it's full of the most perfectly pure H2O probably ever to exist. It has no dissolved minerals or oxygen or anything at all. And it fucking hates being like this, this state is deeply unnatural, it craves having things to dissolve, it once ate an entire wrench in a couple of days.

Anyway I think that's what being an angel is like, you're so pure of desire that your presence leaches the desire of those around you, someone who spends too much time around you will loose everything up to and including their desire to keep breathing.

We could put this lake out of it's misery by giving it things to absorb, bags of salt, chunks of metal, corpses even. And it'd be just like any other body of water

The same is true of angels, if one starts following you about and leaching your desires you can fix it the same way. Overstim it until it screams, force feed it until it pukes, hurt it until it cries, fill it so full of sensations that its halo falls off and it'll be like any other human. And then put a collar on it, it's basically a new born so it can't look after itself yet.

I've adopted five new pets this way

So we also made this other lake, well I say 'made' but like it was already there we just dumped nuclear waste there for years and years until it became the most polluted place on earth. The water there is so chokkeful of deadly deadly radiation a single cup could kill you

Anyway I think that's what it's like to be a demon. You're so saturated with desire that your presence radiates hunger and lust causing those around you to succumb to their base needs until they inevitably tear themselves to shreds in attempt to satiate a bottomless vessel

You can't ever 'fix' a demon like you can with an angel, but you can capture one pretty easily and contain it's aura by putting a lead blanket over its cage. Then if you're ever stuck at a boring dinner party you can bring it out and turn it the party into an orgy

I like it/its pronouns.

It's like you're an object or a force of nature, but not exactly one that's beloved. Instead, one that's recognized, that's spoken of, that's planned around. Seen as a 'thing' not a person, but it's not like being seen as a person won me anything.

Also of course there's the transfem appeal of reclaiming our objectification. In an environment where they/them is the degendering of choice, it/its becomes a balm. As a transfem, it feels like declaring my femininity to encompass the inanimate and the profound. Which is fun for me.

they're doing this to me tomorrow

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her

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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?

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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?

(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)

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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op

The icon is because of this post

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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???

(based on this post)

you wouldn't believe who showed up in today's Jango Fett comic issue

(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)

head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too

how are u falling for hypothetical propaganda