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i’ve said this before but if tumblr goes down, i’m also posting all my art on bluesky. that is the only other site i’m on, and realistically the only site i will be on if something happens to tumblr

please follow me there as well if you want to

https://bsky.app/profile/splashmob.bsky.social

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screenshotsofdespair

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prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

we are fucked

jame7t

No hope

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pangur-and-grim

in my minecraft server there's a 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any given moment, and sometimes it really scares me

zedogica

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pangur-and-grim

it's all I need

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easel-eisel

guy doing a furniture tier list: i think beds are slept on

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wooftphr

got a new lighter. it’s shaped like a fish and it blinds you.

wooftphr

it had a huge sticker on it that said “this is not a toy”. the gas station i got it from had a sign infront of the display for these only that said “buy first, then test”. the first time you strike it (from the fins, by the way) you find out exactly why. they have added incredibly bright flashing blue LED lights on the eyes, which point directly into your eyes and the eyes of whoever is looking anywhere close to the fish that makes you blind.

a friend of mine was like “you can probably take this apart and cut the wires so it doesn’t do that anymore” and i told her “no i can’t. i can’t do that” and she was like “???why not?????????”

it’s just too fucking funny. this is the stupidest thing i own. thinking about that gas station clerk with like 50 more of these fucking things thinking “how the fuck am i gonna get rid of these?” makes me loose it. setting up the sign and i was literally the first person to buy one.

wooftphr

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who thought this was a good idea.

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hooved

FUCK it was in parallel australia

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splash-mob

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[500x500] 18/01/26

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orteil42

new texture sampling mode called furthest neighbor

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lmaonade

devil may happy :)

paczkickyourface

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

lmaonade

critique my post ever again and devil may angry