the classic roll onto side and sleep for two more hours trick - ill try it now!

i wake up and ten thousand years have passed. i dreamt of watching a light rain fall onto a stormy sea. theres nothing left of anything.

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Reblogged bitchmael

lonelyroommp3

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

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Jayne Mansfield, c.1950s

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The creature

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maddiganx

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yellbug

me when i remember it all

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billiamdoor

I don’t think Vimes and Vetinari have gay sex but I do think Sybil calls Vetinari Vimes’ work wife in private which is 100% gayer than gay sex

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Reblog if you wouldn't mind some curious anons

Anonymous questions 🌞🤫

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Reblogged caffeline

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fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

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update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

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Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

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The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.