so many of the people i follow are into ffxiv that occasionally whatever is going on there will just be half of my various timelines. right now everyone seems to be very taken with some sort of level 1 ungulate.
its really astonishing because they also introduced a vampire dominatrix who calls you naughty as a boss fight this patch and the fucking nameless thing is all everyones posting about
I’ve been redoing shadowbringers recently, and there’s something I want you to see.
I want you to look at this sandwich basket the exarch made for wol after returning from il mheg
looks delicious right ? now count each of them, if you count everything that makes 14 sandwiches
in this scene wol talks with ardbert (with the screen fading out), then goes to sleep. when they wake up we see that the whole basket is empty: this implies wol ate a basket of fourteen sandwiches in one sitting didn’t even put some on the side of later or anything do you know how hungry you’d have to be to eat fourteen sandwiches like that.
fun little meme
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crystal exarch: g'raha tia wasnt in the tower when i got there
wol: did you look? did you look under things? he's a bit of a manlet. more of a scale miniature of a person, really. did you look down ever at all? he could've been standing right in front of you and you just missed him
crystal exarch: *choking back tears* there was no such person
okay iI'll bite. What's the .
ffxiv had a major patch which added tons of new things (story chapters, raids, dungeons, etc) but one of the unintentional additions was a bug that spawned a bunch of level 1 deers with no name in coerthas western highlands.
(the third image is the normal version of this enemy- note that it's called a steinbock, and it's level 50)
the . is called the . because it's what appears in the chat log when you emote at it;
the . has no purpose. it has no intention behind its existence. it exists to aimlessly wander through the snow, soon to be snuffed out by the cruel hands of square enix realizing they can't let a bug like this exist in their bestselling mmo in 2025. it is a temporary, wholly spontaneous spectacle. and it is beautiful. we all love the . #ourthe .
to leave off, here's a poem by a user on bluesky:
