twig-the-escaped-cephalopod:

snugglestein:

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IM CRYING

your local deity captain America lmao

unholyblissafterdark:

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nouveau-riche-princess:

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quarter-afterone:

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erinmccomics:

Not to brag but my cats are Artists™

[Medium: Claws on rainbow scratchboard]

Square black scratchboard with delicate, erratic marks all over it, and 3 or 4 teeth holes on the edge.ALT
Previous board mentioned held in front a fluffy white ragdoll cat, lounging on a bed without a care.ALT

Remi works with a hesitant, erratic violence, creating a piece as light and fluffy as she is, and signing her work by hole-punching it with her teeth.

Square black scratchboard with bold marks, looking somewhat like rays of sunshine through clouds or perhaps a meteor strike.ALT
Previous board mentioned with a handsome, fluffy brown tabby, his paws crossed, looking proud of his work.ALT

Timmy uses bold, strong lines to evoke some kind of powerful event, echoing his powerful presence and loud voice.

Square black scratchboard with squiggling, radiating rainbow marks around a the edges and a dark void in the center.ALT
Previously mentioned board with a short haired brown tabby who is hunched like a frog, has no tail, and looks clueless.ALT

Nubbins, truly inspired, creates a high-energy piece that symbolizes the void where his brain should be, surrounded by chaos and mischief.

Square black scratchboard with several vertical marks, like a scraggly forest, to the middle left, and some delicate marks around the edges.ALT
Previously mentioned board next to a silky black cat with big, shiny yellow eyes. She is adorable.ALT

Kona, a reclusive avante garde artist, refused to work with me around. Only in quiet solitude did she create this haunting, introspective work.

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all-roads-are-now-bent:

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teo-garden-bugs:

dramatic-dolphin:

hungarian words you should probably try not to confuse: vérmérgezés (lit. ‘blood poisoning’; means sepsis) and vérfertőzés (lit. 'blood infection’; incest)

Sepsis and stepsis. got it

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homoqueerjewhobbit:

dragongirlsweetie:

“vibes”, also known as “internal biases”,

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iconuk01:

whetstonefires:

alexseanchai:

ironwoman359:

silly-jellyghoty:

theclockworkjudas:

render94:

typewriter!

I love the orchestra trying and failing to maintain a straight face throughout

Exactly. These people had to rehearse at least a few times all at once yet when it’s nkt their turn to play they still look at that guy with the typewriter as if he was the most fascinating thing they have ever seen.

My husband’s wind ensemble played this song when he was in high school! you can do it with normal auxillery percussion, but it’s so much more fun if you do it with a real typewriter

now that is a writing mood

they were really like, the only reasonable approach to this piece is to insert a clown at the center of the orchestra

If you’re not playing Leroy Anderson’s 1953 classic “The Typewriter” with an actual typewriter on stage… why would you even BOTHER?

From wiki

According to the composer himself, as well as other musicians, the typewriter part is difficult because of how fast the typing speed is: even professional stenographers cannot do it, and only professional drummers have the necessary wrist flexibility

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chimaerakitten:

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So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like

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artic-fox-appreciator:

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Source

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dailycatsblog:

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warrior-of-storms:

Very stupid that I can’t take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

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life0verflow:

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javascrypt:

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

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blind3dbylight:

accidentally said Shirley instead of Siri and now my phone is stuck in Airplane mode

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