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A Girl Doesn't Get Killed By A Make-Believe Lover (Cuz It's Hot)

@spookedlev

Uhhh new to Tumblr, obsessed w everything (but particularly horror/spooky shit, anime, music, and art), ♈️
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working on a zadr playlist dis is the cover; recommend sum songs if u wanttt

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Turns out I ended up liking zadr, how "unexpected" from the girl that ships a clown with an homicidal maniac

I love thinking I'm a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn't name five hater bands.

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📻📺 more murdermedia doodles part 2

it’s alastors turn!

Practicing Alastor! Fluffier hair and still aging. I can’t decide if Alastor would be the type to do extensive skin care or is he just naturally like this haha, he’s effortlessly a sexy old fox

Vincent is there as moral support simp

I did the math (incorrectly probably lmao) using the ages listed in the casting call, the fanwiki, and general consensus in fics and this is what I got. Alastor is older than Vincent by at least 8 years and at the most 18 years. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE CRAAZZYYY

I adore their dynamic Alastor being genuine in his own unique way haha he can come off as rude and romantic at once

@ace-s-fave-tv-shows your tags ARE EVERYTHING 😭

LMAAOO 😭

Alastors neck is super sensitive, he wears high collars to protect his throat at any cost. His voice is his greatest possession and there have been instances where people would try and damage it. Allowing Vincent to kiss his neck shows a great deal of trust, that’s why Vincent keeps worshipping even if Alastor complains

Cw: suggestive? slight NSFW?

Alastor gets a little eager when frustrated 😳

Murdermedia doodle page part 1 here

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there’s a woman on tiktok who practices rapping everyday and she’s gotten legitimately pretty smooth and it makes me want to do something everyday too. Maybe draw the same character over and over again or smth. Idk, smth to think about

Alright I’ve come to a conclusion. I’m going to draw Ace Frehley everyday for a week, starting tonight. I considered a mh character but I have a harder time w real human features so I’ll pay my tribute to the Space Ace :p A week isn’t that long but I don’t even draw when I want to lately so we starting small

getting jabbed by one of those sexy unethical nurses w/ a giant syringe but then she deposits it into a giant syringe disposal box because she's not That unethical

trigun 1998 episode simulator

[3 minutes of guitar solo]

Vash the Stampede: hi my name is Vash the Stampede. I am a hunter of Peace chasing the elusive mayfly of Love. all I really want to do is have a sandwich and a morning coffee without getting chased by bandits

some bandit: (gunshot) absolutely not. square up faggot

Vash: rats.

[gunfight]

Vash the Stampede: my name is Vash the stampede. I am a hunter of Peace chasing the elusive mayfly of Love.could I please have a sandwich

Meryl from the Bernardelli Insurace Society: how long are you going to sit on your ass doing nothing but playing games with children and doing chores for the elderly and disabled and looking after lonely youths and cooking dinner for the homeless

Vash: I've been here for like 2 days

Milly Thompson: Hi Vash!

Vash: Hi Milly

[exit left pursued by bounty hunters]

Vash the Stampede: (panting, entering a bar) my name is Vash the stampede.... I am a hunter of Peace chasing the elusive mayfly of Good L*rd what is going on in here

Hostage: mphdsfhapff!!!! mffmpphhf!!!!

Villain of the week: well if it isn't the elusive Vash the Stampede! you see it all started when I was 4 days old and you kicked me like a football and then exploded my parents to death with a laser canon and killed every puppy in a ten ile (translator's note: this is the No Man's Land equivalent of the American Mile) radius

Vash: I don't remember doing that but well I suppose you can shoot me if it'll make you feel better

Side character of the week: Are you insane? Just shoot him instead???

Vash: but my mom told me not to be mean to people

Villain of the week: (still going) And as I am now 47 years old I have finally decided to get my revenge. Say your prayers, Vash the Pisshead

[Wall explodes and reveals a motorcycle with a sexy priest on it]

[sfx: sexy spanish guitar with a hint of electric distortion]

Vash: is that..... Wolfwood?

Meryl who was in the background this whole time: the priest?

Nicholas Dickolas Wolfwood: (brings his tan fingers up to a pair of luscious lips to grab the cigarette from right between them, taking one more slow inhale before crushing the cherry red underneath his heel)(sensually cocks one of his 8 guns) Are you just gonna let this guy talk down to you like that needle noggin?

Vash: I g-

[guitar riff bumper]

[guitar riff bumper]

Vash: -uess not, since you're here to help now... (slow, warm smile) Wolfwood

Nicholas D. ranged Wolfwood: Vash

Milly who was also in the background this whole time: Hi mr priest man! isn't this lovely, I haven't seen you since the last time you spoke with mr Vash yesterday evening when you were helping him buckle all those silly belts on his pants after he had lost them somehow

Vash: On a cactus

Milly: On a cactus! Oh it must've hurt so terribly; how fortunate that Mr Priest man was there to help you

Wolfwood: Hi Milly

[gunfight]

Villain of the week: ohhhhh curses!!! CURSES!!!! I have spent my whole existence getting ready to fight Vash the Stampede but he's just too good at swallowing all my bullets!!!!!!

Vash the Stampede: my tragic dead mother would be sad if I didn't swallow everyone's bullets so I've trained diligently every morning at digesting gunpowder without dying immediately

Wolfwood: [internally: I can't believe it. All this time I've spent walking the path of darkness, reaching to a pure light that I could never grasp, and yet here is a man who's dedicated his life and his body to the pursuit of Peace. I wish he were a woman so I could fuck him romantic style. I've got a whole plan for it and everything. Whiskey, sunset, a bed with no sand in it, 6 hours. This would be fully and completely possible if only he were a woman. Unfortunately he's not, but I can still think about the what-ifs. platonically of course. Maybe if he got some good dick he'd stop being so annoying. And maybe he'd stop making me rethink my morals. I wonder if the seven drunken handies meant anything to him. Platonically]

Wolfwood: Well anyway it looks like my job is done here

Vash: (teary) Will I see you again?

Wolfwood: I don't know. And besides, whenever I look at you, I'm reminded of everything I hate about myself. You know, it hurts.

[exit Nicholas D. Wolfwood pursued by repressed homosexual desires and immense catholic guilt]

Vash the Stanned Peat: (looking out the window like a widow whose husband was killed in action) Nicholas... D... Wolfwood.......

Meryl who was in the background that entire time, yes, the whole time: shut the fuck up already

Vash: when will it be my turn Meryl. When

[roll credits]

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