Hehe

they’re talking to each other
a very goopy "Day That Molasses Tank Exploded In Boston 107 Years Ago" day to all who celebrate
you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh
Little sketch I did while listening to nemesis express
She was the Universe
*sandwich voice* the world is vast and beautiful and i have a sandwich
*wiggles fingers* balicazam!! Your sandwich is now yarn
idk what you did and normally i wouldn't complain but my sandwich has straight up vanished as if by dark magic
im not even joking my sandwich is gone and i am fucking pissed
motherFUCKER i bet i lost it on the railway tracks
ok im on a train right now. so what happened is I was rushing with my precariously-stacked luggage with my sandwich on the top. and unfortunately it was a vertical sandwich (baguette) and i didn't tie the plastic baggie shut. fucker slid right out of its wrapper
somewhere in this train station is a single perfect naked sandwich lying peaceably on the ground
MOTHERFUCKER I WAS RIGHT i lost it wheeling my luggage (jostling) across the tracks. i can see it from the fucking window. it's just sitting there, taunting me
the train leaves in 5 min, I'm already in my seat, and as stated the sandwich is lying buttnaked on the train tracks.
i still kinda wanna run and get it tho
fuck it im gonna
GOT MY FUCKEN SAMMICH
it's always "gaud i thought you were doing a bit" and "gaud did you seriously risk missing a train & losing your luggage over a dirt sandwich" and "gaud don't eat a sandwich off the ground." never "how was the dirt sandwich, did you enjoy the dirt sandwich, was the dirt sandwich good???"
I love reading the Doctor Who scripts posted on the BBC Writersroom website, because there are usually a few alternate lines and bits that didn't make it into the final cut of the episode.
nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork
jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think
you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering
oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally
For anyone who needed to see her in motion.
We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite
just a friendly reminder that this blog hates ICE
*unfriendly reminder.
If you support ICE or anything of the sort I hope you choke on the damn boot you keep licking







