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Sprout

@sprout-with-secrets

[ She/he/Them ] 🇮🇹 19 DW fanatic, I like the Master too much maan

The “boy cats love you more than girl cats” thing is such an insane thing to believe we gotta kill ppl for saying that

you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh

I loooove how in Fanfictions sometimes the master misses being missy and kinda mentally defaults to her when dissociating or similar.

It's part of my personal doctor who canon

I thought i was going insane because I could hear the 4 knocks pattern but turns out my headphones were still playing music in my pocket and I'm on my thoschei playlist oops

*sandwich voice* the world is vast and beautiful and i have a sandwich

*wiggles fingers* balicazam!! Your sandwich is now yarn

idk what you did and normally i wouldn't complain but my sandwich has straight up vanished as if by dark magic

im not even joking my sandwich is gone and i am fucking pissed

motherFUCKER i bet i lost it on the railway tracks

ok im on a train right now. so what happened is I was rushing with my precariously-stacked luggage with my sandwich on the top. and unfortunately it was a vertical sandwich (baguette) and i didn't tie the plastic baggie shut. fucker slid right out of its wrapper

somewhere in this train station is a single perfect naked sandwich lying peaceably on the ground

MOTHERFUCKER I WAS RIGHT i lost it wheeling my luggage (jostling) across the tracks. i can see it from the fucking window. it's just sitting there, taunting me

the train leaves in 5 min, I'm already in my seat, and as stated the sandwich is lying buttnaked on the train tracks.

i still kinda wanna run and get it tho

GOT MY FUCKEN SAMMICH

it's always "gaud i thought you were doing a bit" and "gaud did you seriously risk missing a train & losing your luggage over a dirt sandwich" and "gaud don't eat a sandwich off the ground." never "how was the dirt sandwich, did you enjoy the dirt sandwich, was the dirt sandwich good???"

I love reading the Doctor Who scripts posted on the BBC Writersroom website, because there are usually a few alternate lines and bits that didn't make it into the final cut of the episode.

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally

For anyone who needed to see her in motion.

We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite

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