peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

gonna try

seeing ads for bumble on tumblr now….nuh uh babey youre not getting me to a secondary location either my mutuals fall in love with me here or nothing happens at all

Turns out if you reblog this post you IMMEDIATELY summon a spam bot advertising an LGBTQ dating app.

Adam Vinson (American, b. 1978, Wilkes-Barre, PA, USA) - Unknown Couple, Paintings: Oil on Panel

hey remember that person who said they'd read homestuck if they got 10k notes

yeah come kill me tumblr

STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS TEN CENTS A POP TOSS THE BALL AND GET EM WET

a collection

there are no hard rules for human interaction but honestly i think everyone online would benefit hugely from operating under the assumption that, unless you have been given a specific reason to think otherwise in discrete instances, internet strangers do not want to be approached with:

if it is your first time speaking with someone i can not highly enough recommend that these do not be your opening topics

day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

relapsed

relapsed

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relapsed

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

shes a 10 but she answers her texts in 70 to 80 business days and sometimes never

TRANS WOMEN

like if u agree, reblog to kiss them with tongue

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

this pride month I am wishing everyone a very stop overanalyzing yourself and just have fun with it. have gay sex. don't have any sex. try on a new gender. stop caring about gender at all. talk to your doctor about hormones. go on a date. break up with the person you dont love. whatever it is you have been putting off doing by dithering about it in your head. just do that and fully experience how it feels without trying to put it into words. if you still need a word for it later there will be one. they aren't going anywhere. but people were here before language and there's only so far language can go in giving you a fulfilling human experience. so if you are hiding behind finding the right words for whatever it is your heart wants i hope this month you get the courage to just do it instead.

Reblog this to make a transphobe instantly have a heart attack and die <3

Classic issue between girls 

https://dynasty-scans.com/series/the_guy_she_was_interested_in_wasnt_a_guy_at_all its this