ahh yes. My favourite character.

Bougar

Bougar

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

Yay

with my reblog, I give you balance.

edit: and just like that... it's gone.

@official-olm-posts

I can never stomach maroon 5 love songs because I feel like your outward appearance needs to correspond at least slightly to the lyrics you’re trying to make us believe in

And adam levine doesn’t look like he wouldn’t mind spending every day out on my corner in the pouring rain, he looks like he spends his days naked in a penthouse apartment licking his own ballsack like a cat

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

my luminous mama

i was so moved by this picture i had to draw it

I go to youtube. Cute animal videos are AI now. I go to instagram. There are AI influencers. I go to spotify. It's flooded with AI bands and music. I go to ebay. Every product is AI. I open netflix. Every movie has AI. I watch TV. All commercials are AI. I cancel all my suscriptions. The customer support is AI. I buy a book. It is written by AI. I talk to my friends. They tell me that AI is their new therapist. I take the subway. Some dude is talking to his AI girlfriend next to me. I go to the beach. The sunset is real. I take a pic and upload it. The photo is enhanced with AI. You can't opt out.

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims

Smart

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pussy implies the existence of vagina