Perfectly normal about Adis Truth-Bloom

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
fenns-atlas
also-youre-mischevous

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween

miles-tails-prowers-crotch

It’s march tho

amongussexgif

problem?

floressaph

The earlier in the year it is, the funnier it gets

karleyn
lainttl

those life update text posts from mutuals that don't really get any notes are important to me like it's nice getting little peeks into their realities, oh you saw your cousin today? that's cool i hope you enjoy your day off, i'm sorry you had a rough day in class, i bet that lunch was really tasty, oh yeah i love watching that show too! your pets are adorable. your ideas are awesome. yes of course i'll send you an ask! what you're struggling with is valid and my thoughts are with you friend, please never stop expressing yourself

lainttl

please never stop reaching out! please never stop sharing things!! whether through asks or messages or replies or reblogs, if I don't reply sometimes just keep trying again later! please keep trying for as long as it doesn't hurt you! the joan in this moment exists in me always no matter what other less sociable one is at the wheel in the future! i always want to know you!!

have a good day!!!!!!!!!!!

zxshadowxz9
zaidlux

“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

pitbullmabari

it’s seasonal lads

pitbullmabari

IT’S SEASONAL AGAIN LADS

terrible-tentacle-theatre

‘Tis the season so I’ll reblog my absolute favorite Terry Pratchett quote ever

Happy holidays folks

otatma

welp

variablejabberwocky

#The wisdom#The kind that sits on your chest heavily#And you don’t so much get over it as you learn to keep existing with its weight

fenns-atlas
theshitpostcalligrapher:
“bonsai-the-malevolent-boykisser:
“sleepinginmygrave:
“imsomeguy1:
“wingscanspeak:
“ zoerayne2426:
“ killjoygem:
“ clausy4life:
“ butchercat:
“ wingscanspeak:
“ wingscanspeak:
“ wingscanspeak:
“ wingscanspeak:
“...
wingscanspeak

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

nightowlsupreme

You’re going to get a cavity

wingscanspeak

good

wingscanspeak

30 min later, not much progress. 
wingscanspeak

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

casualfanboy

One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance

wingscanspeak

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything
wingscanspeak

i’d rather be eating anything but this
wingscanspeak

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again
wingscanspeak

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

wingscanspeak

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

butchercat

‘Tis the season.

clausy4life

It’s November

killjoygem

TO BE JOLLY

zoerayne2426

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

wingscanspeak

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

imsomeguy1

fuck no

sleepinginmygrave

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

bonsai-the-malevolent-boykisser

@theshitpostcalligrapher can you do satan’s asshole tasting like mint pls

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh my god this is one of the ANCIENT texts, i remember first seeing post like ten years ago

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