a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

lets All lock in starting Right Now

how i feel about locking in

could he act? no. but was his character good? also no. and were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. but did i enjoy his time on the show? again, no. but would i watch more of his character? also no

ALT

• i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx
  

… wat

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

real as fuck joe

ragebaiting my fat spider part 20

i get so gay off that dr pepper