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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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take me to art museums and make out with me

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But they said to not touch the masterpieces

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Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

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This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

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I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

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IVE ONLY EVER SEEN IT IN THOSE TUMBLR POST TIKTOKS

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Pick up trash in someone’s garden

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go deliver mail

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Survive.

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paint the floor

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War

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complete tests

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since someone already did portal

play some cards with the hobo in the woods until you play on your DS and then you play cards with his Roomba with an attitude

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do you also get told to stop gawking by any chance

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complete tests 2: fuckass edition

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Complete tests: profit edition

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Roll dice and type numbers

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choices! buckets! british!

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farm all day

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Poke at things until something works

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break stuff and make stuff

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Clean until you become a god

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Deliver a necklace and shut some gates

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Disassemble machinery

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be stuck in purrgatory

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deal with annoying ass 10 year olds and scroll the homepage for games for half your screentime

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Shoot your opponent or shoot yourself