wayne anakin skywalker moments

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Not including the next part feels criminal

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

ohhh fuck yeah, you understand

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

got a new lighter. it’s shaped like a fish and it blinds you.

it had a huge sticker on it that said “this is not a toy”. the gas station i got it from had a sign infront of the display for these only that said “buy first, then test”. the first time you strike it (from the fins, by the way) you find out exactly why. they have added incredibly bright flashing blue LED lights on the eyes, which point directly into your eyes and the eyes of whoever is looking anywhere close to the fish that makes you blind.

a friend of mine was like “you can probably take this apart and cut the wires so it doesn’t do that anymore” and i told her “no i can’t. i can’t do that” and she was like “???why not?????????”

it’s just too fucking funny. this is the stupidest thing i own. thinking about that gas station clerk with like 50 more of these fucking things thinking “how the fuck am i gonna get rid of these?” makes me loose it. setting up the sign and i was literally the first person to buy one.

who thought this was a good idea.

YOURE JUST GOING TO NAME DROP ELDER SCROLLS VI AND LEAVE TODD, FUCK YOU

Bringing this back because it’s been two years and we’ve seen fuck all, fuck you Todd

Give it up for 3 years of fucking

nothing

we got another Skyrim remaster before seeing literally anything else about tes6, eat shit todd

today is the 5th anniversary of tes6 being announced, and starfield hasn’t even been released yet.

give it up for year 6, gang

almost 7 years after they announced it in 2018, they’re saying they announced it early because it had been “so long” since skyrim came out

anyway guess how many years it’s been since they announced tes6?

beyond parody

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

I reblogged this like 9 times kinda jokingly, but software should be able to run on older and less powerful hardware, and consume less power on newer hardware. Like, this is a real problem imo

I completely agree with this but I do need you to understand that the image above is 32 times the size of the lunar mission’s memory

This is what the image looked like compressed to 4 kb

Via cyd_dwyer

sorry to anyone who followed me for anything. you're not getting that

SHUT

they’re doing some kingdom hearts shit to me behind 7-11