actually people who hate shauna shipman are boring as hell. why are you watching the evil women show and then acting scandalised when the women are evil

even if she didnt have all the trauma and complicated emotions i'd still be on her side because i love when women are fucking insane

Within the first week of 2026, ICE agents had brutally slain two American citizens.

Keith Porter (Left), a 43-yr-old father of two, was killed on New Year's Eve after an off-duty officer and the DHS claim he was responding to an active shooting and fired in self-defense. Family members and activists, however, state that Porter was trying to celebrate the New Year by firing off his gun. Local law enforcement has stated that Porter's actions merited a citation or perhaps a fine. Instead the ICE agent slaughtered him in cold blood.

Renne Good (Right), 37-yr-old mother of three, was killed about a week later by an ICE officer on Jan. 7. The DHS, as well as President Donald Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance, stated that the officer was acting in self defense after Good tried running over the agent with her car. Videos taken by people watching nearby, however, contradict these claims.

ICE and the DHS are developing a pattern, kill first and defend themselves later. This is not okay, masked secret agents murdering people without consequences.

The yellowjackets fandom when it comes to shipping every (female) character

does anybody want to see this baffling drawing i did when i was like 8 and i assume just learned what gay people were

what the fuck does this mean. the rest of this notebook is homestuck ocs

You read Homestuck at 8??

no but i did look at the pretty pictures of the characters on pinterest and take "what god tier are you?" personality quizzes

OP, I regret to inform you that you seem to have been drawing a tumblr post in your childhood notebook

WHAT

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

this is just like strange aeons

first christmas together (i love you) <3

The same man who ate glue is also the only one who knows how to make the mortgage payments.

eternally obsessed with how much of a wet little kitten dan becomes emotionally in any situation. forgot a towell before getting in the shower? cab driver talking to him? having to make a mortgage payment or do the laundry? any of the above and he’s just like

“help me phiwww”

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

Now we’ve hard launched and have NOTHING TO HIDE - what scandalous things are we hiding in our private texts?!

WHAT DAN AND PHIL TEXT EACH OTHER 6

Being born a lesbian was actually one of the best things to ever happen to me

The Elf In His Christmas Hat

Blinded by the glare of your demise

By the glare of your despise

(Glare by Diva Destruction)

because i knew you

phil squat! 🏋🏻