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Tagged by a @labskeever. Today I have a snippet from my late Solstice piece and an art from a happy AU where Rahgot dies to be happy.
The offering he brings today is special. Rahgot doesn't expect Paarturnax to appreciate just one animal or human sacrifice. Second in power, he has always been first in thirst, and sometimes it looked like Nahkriin had an easier time satisfying Alduin than everyone else with Paarturnax, whose thoughts and choices were unpredictable. But a god is a god, and who else but the High Priest should deal with deities? Rahgot bows and inhales the piercing cold deeper. “I have brought offerings, master,” he says without preamble. “In honor of you and all dovah.” Dovah, Keizaal, and mortals, to be honest. Because the second and third were intertwined with the first. The first, the beginning, the end... Alduin, as their people called him, but Rahgot was sure that in all kalpas and in all lands, his god had a hundred names. Parthurnax lived with only one, so choosing what would please the Ambitious Cruel Tyrant was both difficult and very easy. The carved boxes fit in his hands, almost weightless, and Lissandra and Hladir almost immediately disappear into the darkness. This ritual is sanctified by it, but Rahgot knows that even without any light, the dragon can see perfectly well what is in front of him once the lid is opened. “A skull, metal,” a deep voice vibrates somewhere inside his ribcage, but Rahgot faces this sensation. “And a piece of cloth. A strange sacrifice instead of blood.” “Not instead. It is on the banner, on the bones, and on the blade that broke them. I offer not a slave or a faithful servant today. I offer an enemy". Tagging @elavoria @kamiana-ruzha @intyaliel @kittyspotatoes @illumiera @sulphuricgrin @bostoniangirl21 @pocket-vvardvark @asianbutnotjapanese @keleravna @lilarus. No pressure!
Once again, thank you all so much for the incredibly warm welcome!
And so, let me introduce you to the first of my characters: Liern, a figure who haunts much of my stories. ✦ Liern | the Oldest Angel ✦ Who is Liern? It all depends on whom you ask, and when.
For many centuries, young angels would have told you that the Oldest is more myth than a real person. No one, after all, has truly seen him. He dwells in the Dole—a place from which none return, yet whose existence is beyond doubt.
They say that angels weary of life, yet not seeking death in battle with the Devil, find their rest in the Dole, ever since Heaven shut its doors. Some believe it was the Oldest One's sorrow that birthed the Dole itself.
If, of course, any of this is not mere invention.
Some angels, those who remember God - who vanished centuries ago—would say this Oldest One does exist and that he is a coward. Instead of fighting the Devil, he hid in the forest. A useless waste of power and time. A disgrace to their kind. (The angel who says this wears armor and fixes you with his one remaining eye.)
All in all, angels are contradictory witnesses.
However, should you somehow find yourself in the Order of Oleander and ask its leader—the alchemist in the mask—he would answer that Liern is their blessing. The angel was already living here when he and his companions settled in this half-ruined fortress. The man would tell you nothing of the Dole, nor that this spirit is the Oldest One. He does not know it. No one has seen an angel for centuries, and the mere possibility of seeing him is already a miracle.
They all believe Liern is an ordinary angel, for that is how he introduced himself. Though, the man might note, this angel is perhaps far more understanding than others. After all, he did not drive them away, these unquestionable sinners. Moreover, he now helps them find faith in themselves and in God.
If, however, you meet an old man with scars around his eyes in the corridors of this order, you might risk asking him about the local angel. He would answer that sometimes ignorance is a blessing. It is better not to shatter these people's delusions. But you—you shouldn't believe a single word from that winged one.
The Devil never uses the angel's name, instead calling him the Liar.
Blasphemy, of course. But what else can one expect from that god?
Although, one knight would agree with the Devil: this angel is a great liar, not because he hides his power and age from everyone, but because he lies to himself. The Oldest is an angelic killer, not a sorrowful witness to thousands of deaths.
Perhaps he is right. Or perhaps he is merely projecting his own experience.
Nevertheless, should you somehow manage to approach Liern (a hint: he is practically blind in daylight; night is the best time for conversation) and ask him who he is, the answer will be brief. He is an angel.
That is all that matters.
Of course, he is lying. ✦✦✦
Sorry I’m afk and I can’t draw so I will spam memes
Icon art is cropped from this comic by buriedknight of course
do you want to see radavyke memes (where I just replace avatars with Radagon Vyke and Marika) out of context (helps me developing the fic) (if not it’s ok I’ll post on the side)?
Alright here they come
part ll [EXPAND THIS POST TO SEE ALL THE MEMES FROM THE CHAIN] (I deleted older ones so they don’t clutter dash and now only this one shows them all)
do you want to see radavyke memes (where I just replace avatars with Radagon Vyke and Marika) out of context (helps me developing the fic) (if not it’s ok I’ll post on the side)?
Alright here they come
part ll [EXPAND THIS POST TO SEE ALL THE MEMES FROM THE CHAIN] (I deleted older ones so they don’t clutter dash and now only this one shows them all)
Sorry I’m afk and I can’t draw so I will spam memes
Icon art is cropped from this comic by buriedknight of course
ok clownposting
i draw mostly fanart and i view it mostly as content making and “feeding” people: it’s interesting for me to search some unexplored ships and characters to draw and hype myself up like “oh yes that’s new someone will be happy to see this”
of course I choose topics i like myself, and let’s be honest I’m mostly down bad for male characters
I’m VERY against shaming people into drawing more women, but with the way I view my art I can’t help but be disgusted sometimes with myself, especially when I see not only difference in the number of artworks here and there but also a difference inside seemingly woke fandom in treatment of male versus female characters
currently I’m not ready to stop drawing male characters out of spite simply because my horny for men is too strong but honestly I’m starting to wish I did
never in my life have I received any negativity for hyping up male blorbos in silly and often horny ways as it is customary in fandom spaces including episode on twitter where I spent around two weeks posting exclusively about Radagon’s ass cheeks in a very annoying way, but apparently Cassandra Pentaghast tame poll propaganda focused on her character is annoying and horny and too long lmao
