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Because I cannot actually believe this post👀:
The utter SHOCK I had first time I went to the cinema in Germany. And my order of popcorn turned out covered in sugar 😭
The utter shock I had in Canada having salty popcorn for the first time. Until I was 22 I had no idea salty popcorn even was a thing.
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The international popcorn trauma conspiracy
Hold on baby I’m having an unauthorized thought
"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin
my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror
i dont need a job. loving that fictional character IS my job and my salary is $0
sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie
We have two unwritten rules here:
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great now i got wind spirits to deal with. as if i dont have enough problems
Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that
repeating this to myself forever and ever
anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year it’s been a pleasure and a horror