Your Bones have been Yoinked

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Bones Masterlist

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permission to use my posts only for Tumblr and Ao3. (TikTok Minecraft Slop will be immediately DMCA’d. You people are the scum of the earth and deserve to rot.) All I ask for is for credit via: replying to my prompt with the writing/art, tagging me in your post, submitting to this collection on ao3, or DMing me to let me know you’ve written something for it!

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Long Prompts/Fic Masterlist

Short DPXDC Prompts Masterlist

Short DPXDC Prompts Masterlist Sorted by Characters

Submitted Prompts Masterlist

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DPXDC Playlist Masterlist

Links to DPXDC Collaborative Artboards

DP/DC Week Prompt Idea Masterlist

Where to find Comics List

Requirements to Put a Round Robin Prompt Chain on ao3

Guide to my Featured Tags:

#bones prompts: location of all Short DPXDC Prompts

#and the thick plotens: tagged continuations of prompts (WIP tag)

#bones replies: my ask tag

#bones submissions: contains all prompts submitted to this blog

#prompt art: all art created for/taken inspiration from one of this blogs posted prompts

#bones art: collection of my shitposts/artistic skill >:)

#bones masterlist: contains major collections of posts from this blog

#tall jazz: an archive of the Tall Jazz saga


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@stealingyourspins : Ninjago sideblog

Pinned Post bones masterlist hopefully I’ll have this fully catalogued soon so y’all don’t gotta worry about going through my shitty tagging system
chiefwinnernacho
stealingyourbones

Every single week I cycle through a different coffee shop in my town and ask the barista to make me their favorite drink in a medium. I have an entire spiel:

“All milk is fine, caffeinated and not caffinated i’m game, hot and iced both work, it can be coffee or tea or anything.”

It has yet to fail me. Every time I have tried a new drink I never would have thought to try and every one I’ve had has been amazing. The true delight I’ve seen in baristas faces pondering on what to make me and the joy they have when I like the drink always makes my day and I hope it makes theirs too. It’s the little things of kindness that can make someone’s day and I feel that it helps the world be kinder. Highly recommend doing this yourselves.

stealingyourbones

Just went to a place I go to more often near work and I got a “oh! It’s you!! :D” from one of the baristas when I gave my order. Made my day :)

stealingyourbones

Update: me and the most common coffee shop I go to’s baristas and I are now friends :)

stealingyourbones

PEOPLE ARE SAYING IM AN AU OR PROMPT IM NOT A PROMPT IM A REAL BOY I PROMISE

stealingyourbones

Additional update: I wrote a good review/feedback for the coffee shop and corporate really liked my review, so now everyone in the coffee shop knows my name, knows I gave the review because my order is unique, and I was given a free breakfast sandwich in appreciation.

creative-anchorage

^tags:

#oh and they start making a mystery drink for me every time I walk in the door now and the baristas will argue on who gets to make the drink

#when the manager I've never seen before went 'are you (full first and last name)' and thanked me for the review I was so happy #THEY PINNED IT ON A BOARD BEHIND THEM SO I SEE IT EVERY TIME I ORDER COFFEE NOW #AAAAAAA

#they're all so sweet I'm debating on giving some of my fav baristas my number so I can ask for their dietary restrictions to make them soup

stealingyourbones

Seeing people reblog this post with tags along the lines of “humanity is good” makes me so happy man. My singular goal in life is if I manage to have a conversation with a person and they walk away at least a bit happier than before, I’ve succeeded in my life’s mission. My impact on the world might not be huge but to those around me and the few that I interact with, spreading that little bit of joy can mean so much to others and watching that joy impact others is truly amazing.

chiefwinnernacho

Coffee and soup. The uniting forces bringing humanity closer.

truer words have never been spoken my pals at the coffee shop request soups and sandwiches now. one of the OG workers at the store I give cooking lessons to now because they wanted to learn how to make dishes instead of eating fast food every day. the foods I’ve taught them is primarily how to toss things into a pot and make a really tasty soup or how to cook meats in various ways. soup truly does bring us together
pseudowriter69
pseudowriter69

i found out about primehood Yesterday and it's ripping me apart. you know how crazy it would be to be jason todd and spend so much of your post-resurrected life believing wholeheartedly that nobody cared. batman didn't care. batman let joker live, batman replaced you, batman didn't even notice your body was gone from the coffin. and then you find out some shithead who has no empathy and killed tons of people punched a Literal Hole in Reality to Bring You Back. i need jason to face that level of obsession pointed straight at him