Paddlers… gather ‘round the campfire of questionable decision-making. We’ve got Steam Awards business to discuss.

We recently crossed 700 reviews (!!!) and we’re now paddling at full speed toward 1,000. You’re amazing. Unhinged, persistent, friendship-endangering... but amazing. Keep it up!

And hey, if you’re still working on your Steam Awards Badge tasks, it would mean everything to me if you left a review or updated your existing one. Every single one helps, and yes, I absolutely notice. I read them. I cherish them. I cry over them. All normal.

For Paddle Paddle Paddle, I’d like to recommend the category: “Better With Friends”

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... ... …Yes, I know.

It is technically a co-op game, but it’s also a friendship stress test, a rage amplifier, a trust-fall that drops you into lava, and occasionally, a friendship over moment.

So is it “Better With Friends”?
Well… it’s definitely funnier with friends.
And probably louder.

If you want to nominate Paddle, I’d be unbelievably grateful. But honestly, whatever category you think fits this disasterpiece is fine by me.

Thank you for 700 reviews, thank you for the chaos, and thank you for paddling with me on this wildly unhinged journey toward 1,000 reviews and beyond.

As a solo developer, being part of the OTK event with my own game is a literal dream come true. It’s wild, exciting, slightly terrifying... and an absolute blast.

And to properly celebrate both OTK and Paddle Paddle Paddle, a brand-new content update is OUT NOW.

Before we get straight into what’s waiting for you, here's some weirdo moving footage for you:

• Race with up to 4 players on brand-new, handcrafted race tracks.
  Speed. Chaos. Screaming. Everything you’d expect.

• Your chat can now trigger all kinds of effects to help you… or absolutely destroy your run.
  (We believe in them. Probably.)

• The main level got some polish. Fewer issues, more suffering, but the good kind.

• You asked loudly. Repeatedly. Passionately.
  You can now switch to a camera that matches your boat’s rotation and always faces your paddle direction. This one’s for you, motion-clarity enjoyers.

I truly can’t thank you paddlers enough. You made all of this possible, and I wouldn’t be here without you. <3 Now go race, crash, drift, and scream; it’s live!

So thrilled to announce that Paddle Paddle Paddle will be part of this November’s OTK Expo.

It’s a huge honor (and a little terrifying) to be featured among so many amazing games. And yes, I'm bringing something special to celebrate.

I can’t say much yet, but let’s just say… if you thought you’d already mastered the art of paddling chaos, think again.

Stay tuned, keep your paddles polished, and get ready for something exciting!

Things are getting spooky on the water! You can now paddle in style (or un-life) with the new Halloween set:

🪦 A coffin boat to rest in between failures
💀 Skeletal paddles for that bony grip
🎃 A pumpkin hat so everyone knows you’re gourd-geous

It’s free, it’s festive, and it’s absolutely frighteningly fashionable.

Go grab your eerie outfit, summon your bravest co-op partner, and remember: in the afterlife, there’s no pause button.

Happy paddling... and happy haunting! 👻

So… you like suffering. We get it. You bought Paddle Paddle Paddle. You willingly picked up a paddle and said, “Yes, I want to rage and maybe yell at my friends a little.”

Well, good news. There’s a brand new way to ruin friendships on Steam right now. It’s called Forgotten Fragments and it just released a few days ago by fellow deveopers Binary Phoenix (they're awesome guys!).

It’s a fantastic game. It’s also an enraging game. But don’t worry, it’s not the same flavor of rage as paddling into sawblades for the 384th time. It’s a different kind of frustration. Variety is important.

And the best part? It also has a friendship-testing co-op mode.
So if your friendship and temper survived paddling, maybe you’re ready for the next trial.

👉 You can grab both games together in a shiny bundle: Paddle Paddle Paddle + Forgotten Fragments = Double the Chaos.

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/59935/Forgotten_Fragments__Paddle_Paddle_Paddle/

Check it out, try it with your friends, and let us know how long the friendships last this time.

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thank you, big <3 love

We just hit 500 reviews on steam for paddle paddle paddle and that is absolutely insane 🥳 thank you so much for playing my weird little game, leaving reviews, and just generally keeping this thing afloat (pun intended lol). If you’re having fun, please drop a review, it helps a TON more than you’d think.

you guys have been showing overwhelming love for the game and i can’t thank you enough. to celebrate your godlike paddling skills i made a new skin line inspired by traditional asian craftsmanship (craftsman-ship… because… ships… ok i’ll stop now)

there are 3 shiny new free cosmetics in the game right now for everyone to mess around with. go get drippy on the water!

seriously thanks again for supporting this game, i’m just one person making silly paddles and seeing you all play it keeps me going ❤️

stay floaty

Zoroarts