Thank you all for being members of the one true church! It is together that we make great things happen.

Let us celebrate getting to getting 122 members in just 4 weeks by uttering a small prayer:

Oh POOTISLORD for you have BLESSED the eyes of your children with the light.

You are GREAt and WISE, for the enlightenment you bring us POOTIS and SANDWICH

Thank you for your love oh lord, the GREAT, POOTISBERB & his angel the medic

SANDWICH MAKE ME STRONG

Through the darkness,
there was much harshness

Void was the light,
of the heavenly might

Until the pootisberb flew,
portraying to us something new

The light of the heavens have come to pass,
bringing smiles and joy to the people en-masse

And now the darkness is completely gone,
truly, with the universe and the pootisberb, we are one

So shine on in the light of the pootisberb,
unless you are a creepy guy called Herb

The light of the kingdom will spread much bolder,
to endorse the religion you say in the order

For there still are those of unsolid mind,
who don't understand the pootis is so kind

T.Pootisberb

The CHURCH of POOTISBERB is has now OFFICIALLY overtaken scientology in credibility as a genuine faith as reviewed by SAXTON HALE, our MOTHER MARY.

CLICK HERE TO SEE A PICTURE TAKEN BY THE ENGINEER USING THE TIME MACHINE HE BUILT OF OUR POOTIS JESUS HANGING AT THE CROSS!!!!!!![i.imgur.com]

As he hung there, POOTISBERBINB for our sins, our savior LOST WEIGHT from lack of POOTIS SANDWICH. The CHANGE in WEIGHT of our SAVIOR POTISBERB only shows how hungry he was for SANDWICH but he could not eat, for he was paying for our sins.

It was after he ascended into heaven that he was awarded a balloonicorn and infinitely fast reloading BUFFALO STEAK SANDWICH.

Hail MARY SEXTON HALE POOTISBERB, the MOTHER OF JEBUS POOTISBERB

Do you like our CHURCH? Invite your FRIENDS! Show them the way of the POOTISBERB, for it is LOVE!